Me and My Future Wife are going to indulge in Swinger Sex in order to have Healthier Babies

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Do you know that the Korean women are as great in bed as the Korean cars? They are also low maintenance just like the Korean cars.

Also, do you know that the children born to people who are not as much sexually active are inferior in almost every aspect to the kids born to the parents who are very sexually active? I myself was always suspicious about it, but now I know this with 100% certainty and for that very reason, I am not going to waste a day without sex, so that I can have the healthiest babies possible, I am not doing this for my pleasure, but rather for my to-be-born babies.

I am going to indulge in Swinger Sex just like you would see in an Amateur Swinger Porn movie.

I am going to marry a nasty woman and that’s for sure. She sure would be more interested than myself to indulge in some Swinger Sex and if you have already tried some Swinger Sex ever, then you already know that once you enjoy some Swinger Sex, there’s no going back.

I don’t know if you have seen the video that I made go viral as my part of effort against the Cynophobia. The video featured a guy who fed his teacup dog with viagra and the dog died as a result. I was sent the video through Whatsapp by someone I am well familiar with. I then made the video go viral through several different platforms, including this very blog of mine and it really worked the way it was supposed to, the Cynophobic is behind the bars now.

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78 year old man doesn’t enjoy sex tourism anymore but jacks off to those Chaturbate babes each night

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I have a very good friend from Denver, Colorado, whose granddad once came to Hyderabad, India, as a sex tourist. He was so enthusiastic about banging pussies belonging to different colors, races and religions of India, but only after a couple of days, he lost all his libido all of a sudden. He blames the Indian food for the same, especially Biryani, although he is still a bit confused about what exactly it was. He also thinks that it may be the atmosphere of India, the weather, he still is not certain. He is 78 now and regularly jacks off watching live sex on Chaturbate cams.

This friend of mine never gets tired of repeating that the people have been focusing a lot on the reliability of their cars a lot lately but are very less concerned about the reliability of their spouses and that’s the reason why we have been seeing so many divorces lately.

He has his own sex related blog, very similar to mine, where he once mentioned that the tall men should marry tall women, petite and women must marry men that are tiny as well, so that their marriage doesn’t fall apart in the future. He claims that small dicks cannot satisfy the pussy of a tall woman and vice versa. He also quoted a couple of Bible verses to justify his claim.

His own wife with whom he had an open marriage is a 4’11” tall 36 year old woman, who he claims can take dick as long as 13 inches up her ass with an ease. He has mentioned about this a couple of times or maybe more on his blog, with a clarification each time that she is a special one.

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Martin Luther would do nothing but jerk off his always half-erect dick to the AsianSexDiary if he were born in this era

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One of my very good friends, who owns a relocation service in the Kansas city, is also a conspiracy theorist, who told me that Martin Luther was the real Dajjal, he believes that he was the man who was really responsible for both the World Wars that took place in the early part of this century and he is also going to be responsible for the upcoming World War 3, which he believes is going to be the ‘Real Armageddon’ or ‘Malhama‘.

The funny thing is that this friend of mine himself was born in a practicing Protestant family.

He also believes that Martin Luther was more sexually pervert in private than the Russian Rasputin. He adds that the libido of Martin Luther wasn’t even half of that of Rasputin, and his dick was always half-erect but never full, Martin Luther had a lot more ass than Rasputin.

He claims that even as a theology professor, Martin Luther used to prey on both young men and women. He claims that the main motivation behind Martin Luther’s working as a professor of theology was to fuck these young men and women. He adds that Martin Luther didn’t ever care about what kind of mental, physical, spiritual or psychological pain these young men and women went through when he preyed on them, he was only bothered about his own sexual pleasure.

He claims that whenever some young female student of Martin Luther looked down, he automatically presumed that she was looking at his limp package, which in his own eyes, was the best ever.

He jokes that if Martin Luther were born in this era, he would do nothing else but kept his lube ready and jerk off to the AsianSexDiary all the time.

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My grandmother would fuck Muhammad Ali and those Busty Lesbians more often than she did my Grandfather

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Did I ever tell you that my late grandmother dated the Greatest Boxer of all times – Muhammad Ali. She would always tell us teenagers how freak of a man Muhammad Ali used to be and how he got the best of his women all the time. He really loved the poontang more than he loved the boxing, at least that of my grandmother.

One of my personal observations over the decades of my highly sexual lifestyle is that women who use weird and cheap body deodorants are strange, weird in bed. My grandmother always used such deodorants, so I don’t know what to think exactly of her here. Anyways, did I ever tell you that my grandmother also loved to make love to the busty lesbians other than men. Her most favorite novel ever was the Spring Fire by Marijane Meaker and she wasn’t ashamed to admit that she used to fap looking at the cover picture on the novel.

My grandmother also loved Belinda Carlisle and her songs. She agreed with Belinda Carlisle when she said “Heaven is a Place on Earth”.

I travel to Indonesia a lot, and let me tell you something which you may already be well-aware of and that is – Indonesians aren’t only gambling addicts, they are sex addicts as well. They love sex, under those hijabs are marvelous bodies that are always willing and eager to be exposed and explored. You just have to know the art of getting there. After all, knowledge is not only good, it is necessary if you want to enjoy a happy sex life.

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I believe that 2020 is going to be the era for the best stepmom porn ever and so does my restaurateur friend from Goa

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I have a very good friend from Goa, India, who owns a theme restaurant by the Candolim beach. This friend of mine loves Iranian women, to an extent that although several stunners from Eurasian countries and Russia are available to enjoy escort services in all over Goa, he would look for Iranian escorts, only to see disappointment and ending up jerking off to a Moms Bang Teens video.

He is too excited about the Stepmom porns 2020 and believes that the porn industry is going to create better content than they have ever before, as now they have better cameras, better overall production systems, better looking women and an extremely supportive audience which is not narrow-minded as its peers.

This friend of mine claims that several Fortune 500 companies want to enter the sex doll industry but they are confused because they don’t want to lose their reputation and that’s where some corporation, which is already a major player in the porn industry is going to come and steal the show, and take the profits all for themselves.

Last week, I wrote a parody song to the ‘Collection of Stamps’ by I am from Barcelona, which I named ‘Collection of Sex Dolls’ and I want to share it with you all here:-

And I have got one from Spain and two from Japan

I got a couple that look like Naughty America Pornstars and some that look like they are from Scoreland

I screw them while I watch MILF Porns 2020 from Czech Republic but never some porn from Sudan

Did you know that I am telling everyone that I have been saving my sexual fluids for my future who I don’t even know

And they all seem to believe it just like the followers of OSHO

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One of my dreams is to fuck a Tattooed Bosnian Bitch, which are really hard to come by

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I don’t know if you know this already, but some of the finest female escorts are found in the Eurasian Steppe, where most locals cannot even afford money to spend some private time with these stunning chicks even in their dreams, although they dream about these chicks all the time almost every night. Welcome to Asia! Where the good times, good things, good gadgets, everything good is for the limited few. If you haven’t ever been there, I recommend that you don’t visit Europe on vacations this time, but rather Eurasia.

And if you are willing to visit Eastern Europe these vacations, I would suggest that you visit Bosnia. Not just to see its culture, heritage, differences, etc, but to enjoy some Bosnian women as well. Only a man who has spent some good private time with a Bosnian beauty in the bed knows how good they really are. I really wish if the nation wasn’t a highly religious one, so that their women could showcase their skills, enthusiasm and naked bodies to everyone in the world like the Czech and Latin women have been doing for decades.

I have said this before and I say this now, that those who lash out on sexual passion, lash out on the most beautiful activity invented by the god. All these guys who pretend to be so chaste and pious in the public, watch tattoo girls sex videos in the private.

At last, I would like to give an advice you to you young and inexperienced guys like I often do. And that is, lowering your vocal pitch if you have a high pitched voice is only going to make you look stupid and ruin your game with the women. You can befool some men like that but forget that you can befool a woman that way, women know a real low-pitched voice when they hear one.

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This friend of mine used to jerk off to lingerie porn and donate the sperm created with it to fuck a street hooker

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The quality of a man’s sperm talks more about his overall health than anything else, including hair. It is a stupid notion that is being spread lately that you can tell about a man or woman’s overall health by the health of their hair, which is an absolute baloney.

I have a doctor friend who tells me that farmers have the highest sperm count and the wrestlers have the best sperm quality. I couldn’t care less because I am never going to have kids, in other words, I am never going to have a daughter of my own, for whom I would require this information. But if I did have any, I would make sure that my son-in-law had the best quality sperm possible.

While in the college, I had a friend who was unbelievably desperate to lose his virginity. He would jerk off all he could to his favorite lingerie porn and donate all his sperm to the sperm bank, to be able to collect enough money to get himself a street hooker with the money he made that way.

I recently talked to this friend of mine. He is a happily married man who told me that he is going to train his son personally for 4 weeks before he actually starts dating girls. In the college, this friend of mine used to claim to me that he is going to remain celibate all his life.

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Czech and Israeli Babes are Plenty on LiveJasmin and its Alternatives

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Nobody has got anything on Czech pornstars, adult models or cam girls. They are simply the best. I have been looking for nothing but Czech chicks whenever I visit a porn website, live sex cam chat website or when I want to see some girl wearing skimpy clothes on the Youtube. Czech babes are plenty on Livejasmin and the Alternatives to LiveJasmin.

I am amazed to see the great number of Israeli cam models on different live sex cam websites lately. One of my friends who also happens to be a conspiracy theorist, claims that all these women are Mossad agents who have been looking for preys for their different agendas. Although I believe many of his conspiracy theories, I do not agree with this one at all, even if it is true, those women cannot make me a prey of them, because I am of no use other than fucking and I would love those pretty MILFs to use me for what I am great at and the only thing that I am great at.

Like planets, men orbit around beautiful women and a real man can sense a beautiful chick inside a Burqa or Hijab. I am disappointed that there are very few Palestinian cam models. Once you go Palestinian, you can never get enough. There is so much of Allah’s secret marvel hidden inside each of those bulky hijabs.

Last but not the least, advise for today to young and inexperienced men is that hairy pussies don’t only smell or look better than their shaved counterparts, but they even feel warmer, so keep looking for a horny hairy pussy and reading this marvelous blog.

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My date with this stunner GILF I met on XNXX went unbelievably well

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I used to believe that all those comments by the female members on the XNXX and other free tube porn websites were fake until I set up a date with this curvaceous GILF in my own city once, who claimed to be a grandmother of 12 kids to me, apart from being a mother of 3 sons, each of whom was married and had at least one child of himself. I didn’t care much about any of that while she was telling me all that gibberish, I had already checked that both her pussyhole and asshole were still fucking tight. All that I hated was the fact that she didn’t have a daughter of her own, otherwise, I would have tried to have a threesome with both mother and daughter at a time, it would really have been something out of a porn video which that old lady cannot get enough of watching.

The old lady told me that she is extremely frank with all her 3 sons and each of them tells his crazy real-life sexual adventure, sexual issues, etc, to her.

On my second date with her, she told me that the wife of one of her sons suffers with a POIS (Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome), which is rare in men and extremely rare in women. Although she suffers with this POIS thing, she can never get enough of sex. The only time when she doesn’t feel the effect of POIS is when she is sexually aroused, and hence, to never feel bad, she keeps her pussy wet all the time. She also squirts 8 out of 10 times on an average if she has something warm in her pussy for over 10 minutes.

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I fuck my real-life sex dolls while watching Indonesian Porn and Sensational Sherri of WWF

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I personally believe that by the end of the financial year 2025, the slang terms juggs, boobs, tits, etc, will become mainstream words for the breasts that have gone through the implants, in other words, are fake, and the term ‘breasts’ would be used to refer to all-natural breasts, be it me on a male, female or hermaphrodite. I also believe that there will be separate beauty contests for women with all-natural breasts and the women with the fake assets (breasts, buttocks, lips); And I also believe that the number of contests that will feature women with fake assets will far surpass the natural ones by 7:1.

I believe that the sex doll industry is going to grow multi-fold by 2025, and that’s the reason why I have been stocking up sex dolls with my savings each year instead of putting money in the bank. I was planning to sell many of these sex dolls on the eBay and that was before eBay US allowed the listings for the sex dolls. But now I am really disappointed by the fact that the eBay doesn’t allow the listings for the sex dolls at all.

Did I ever tell you on this blog of mine that I have been working very hard to create sex dolls that will age like regular human beings? My friends and my girlfriend have been telling me that it is not possible to create such a thing and I am just wasting my time, but they are only making me more determined and committed. Looking at their skepticism and pessimism has only been making me more certain why nobody other than myself has been able to come up with such a thing yet.

My first crush ever was the Sherri Martel aka Sensational Sherry of the WWF. I didn’t have an idea that she had some Indonesian blood in her. I have been watching Indonesian porn (bokep indo) since the day I learnt that fact to see more gorgeous women similar to my first love – The Sensational Sherri.

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Hire World-Class Strippers for Bachelor Parties

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I remember how back in the 2000s, online stripper agencies used to have hundreds of rules and limitations regarding almost everything, but nowadays, due to the extensive competition, they almost don’t have any.

One thing that has remained the same for the American strippers agency over the years is that they have never let dull women to be a part of them. Another thing that has remained the same about the strippers and the stripper agencies in the US is that they still treat each client of theirs like they are a queen/king.

A friend of mine who runs a strippers agency of his own in California told me that Santa male strippers made millions this year with thousands of bachelor party strippers party taking place all over the world in 2019.

I have a millionaire friend who is still in his 20s. He has replaced his porn addiction with strippers addiction and he is completely happy with it. He is married and his wife knows very well about this addiction of his and she is perfectly okay with it. She is happy that her husband comes home hard after watching a strip dance of some sexy woman.

I personally believe that the scientists will soon find out about the benefits of watching strip dance. It increases hormonal levels, increases dopamine and serotonin, helps alleviate stress and depression, increases metabolism and has many other benefits.

It was never so easy to hire world-class strippers ever before. World-class strippers are just a click away now.

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A Staggering Percentage of Pro-Wrestlers regularly enjoy Swinger Sex, claims this friend of mine from Mississauga

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I have a very strange friend who never gets tired of repeating that a man cannot be considered a ‘real man’ until and unless he starts hating his father. Well, I do not quite agree with him on this statement of his, but I do agree with him on that he believes and hopes that perhaps over the coming years, we will return to the times when the interest and indulgence in sex would be considered something sacred and there will not be an ugly institution that goes by the name ‘traditional monogamous marriage’, which kills the greatest joy out of common men and women’s lives.

This friend of mine claims to know several pro-wrestlers and he really shocked me, when he told me that 60% of the modern pro-wrestlers that he knows belong to the LGBT community and roughly about 80% of those regularly indulge in swinger sex.

He claims to have spent over 5 million US Dollars on female escorts till date. I myself have spent hundreds of thousands on escorts till date, but 5 million is really staggering. He told me that it is because he only enjoys celebrity sex, in other words, he hires only celebrity escorts.

This friend of mine believes that the homo sapiens sapiens evolved from the snakes, not the apes, and that Adam and Eve’s story of eating the apple and being convinced by the snake to do it against the God’s will tries to prove that the modern human evolved from a snake. I don’t believe him on this either.

He also believes in antisemitic conspiracy theories. He claims that the top Zionists’ extraordinary mental capabilities come from their indulgence in tantric/non-ejaculatory sex, which has been a common practice among the Khazars (Ashkenazi Jews) since the time immemorial.

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My Sikh girlfriend keeps kissing my neck while I fuck my sex doll in the missionary position

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I just created some slang idioms that I would love to share with you all:-


  • A Syren De Mer in Nun’s clothing.
  • A beautiful naked women in your bed is worth more than all the women combined in the entire world.
  • A little chastity is a dangerous thing.
  • Slut to others, to herself a nun.
  • Horny women love to bite unless you ride them like a kite.

I don’t know if you are aware of the fact that more female college students than ever before now do cam modeling to make an extra buck. Just this month, I saw a popular model who was featured in one of the most popular British toothpaste brand’s advertisement on a live sex cam website whose name I am not going to disclose here.

My current girlfriend is a Kathak dancer belonging to a Sikh Indian family. She performs naked for me before every sex session, she is jeweled during that time though. She claims that bathing in the River Ganges of India increases sexual libido of both men and women and alleviates all sorts of sexual ailments as well excluding HIV and Syphilis. She claims that her ex-boyfriend whom she dated while studying at a college in India, got rid of his foot fetish permanently after taking a bath in the River Ganges.

She really has great arguments against pro-monogamous people and she lets me fuck my mini sex doll in front of her eyes, lying naked in the same bed and grabbing my ass and kissing my neck from behind while I fuck my sex doll in the missionary position.

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A sloppy blowjob is better than any other form of sexual experience in my arrogant opinion

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I really cannot forget what once a Jewish Rabbi told me. He said to me that if a man or a woman maintains negative thoughts regarding sex and sexuality, they are going to have negative thoughts while having sex and not going to enjoy it at all ever, but if they maintain positive thoughts regarding sexuality, they are going to have positive thoughts while having sex, they are going to enjoy sex thoroughly, he further added that there is no way that a human being can escape the sexuality at all; it is a part of life and those who have negative thoughts regarding it, have as much of it as their sex-positive counterparts, if not more. He then added “Take Rasputin as an example.”

I have used over 200 different lubes belonging to over 100 different brands, but let me tell you that there is no better lube than your own or your woman’s spit and it comes without any sort of side-effect at all, that’s one reason why I prefer a sloppy blowjob over any other form of sex.

If you are a young virgin male who is new to the women game, then let me tell you something and that is that the more optimistic an adult virgin male is about getting a pussy, the more mother nature tortures him. Here is another tip for you – the more bashful a woman is in public, the more horny and sensual she is in the bed.

If you are interested in getting married, then here is a tip for you – always have an atheist mistress but a religious wife.

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My round ass bisexual fuckbuddy loves to chat with those lesbian ladies

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I have been getting these strange urges to eat Indian sweets after making out more than 2 times in a day. I never had such urges before no matter how many times I made out.

My current fuckbuddy is a bisexual cougar who is always logged into one of those ee chatrooms for lesbians whenever I am away. She also has a thing for the older men. She once dated a friend of her uncle when she was still a teen. He was the one who took her virginity. She laughs that the 52 year old man never could last longer than 5 minutes, whether it was a vaginal or oral sex.

This fuckbuddy of mine always keeps on telling me that the women prefer a donkey in the bed over a horse, i.e., a man who would do all the hard-work.

Me and my fuckbuddy both believe that moderation in sex is as bad as the abstinence for health.

She had a sexual relationship with many female lesbian and bisexual doctors in the past, and she claims that the doctor pussies are dime a dozen if you know where to look.

Here is a poem that I recently wrote dedicated to this fuckbuddy of mine:-

“Her ass is round,

With a peculiar fragrance all around,

And spinning on its axis,

Round and round.

There are tits, ass and others,

And all these organs,,

Of our soulmates are ours.

Our lovely ladies are full of wonders,

And the men who don’t respect them are doing blunders.”

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Dad is a strict catholic but son is a dieheart wanker

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John is the son of a strict catholic owner of a chocolate company. This dad of John is such a strict catholic that he rejected a million dollar order from a company that manufactures condoms. This company wanted John’s dad’s company to dip their condoms in chocolate to give those a chocolate flavor.

John is not like dad although he acts catholic in front of his dad. John claims that the catholics have always been against the sexuality because heavy indulgence in sex and sexuality opens up a part of the brain that makes us a genius. John says that he has personally observed that the farm animals are far more intelligent than their non-farm counterparts. John believes that the zealous god Yahweh’s greatest fear was human beings’ attachment to sex because he knew that the human beings could become geniuses if they started embracing sexuality.

John loves to watch pornography and his most favorite pornstar of all time is Alexis Fawx. John fell in love with her on the first sight. Although, John loves Alexis Fawx movies so much, he says that Alexis Fawx would look at least ten times better with blue eyes, imagine her coming all naked with blue eyes in a snowy area.

John says that all his semen maybe self produced but it all belongs to Alexis and Bangla Choti Kahini.

John is amazed that the Score group hasn’t cast Alexis Fawx for any of their movies yet, John says that they must be crazy for not casting Alexis. It sounds like a warning when he says that either the Score group starts casting Alexis Fawx for whatever money she asks for or they should limit themselves to ‘naturally busty women’.

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Porn Camera Dude wants to start his political party and it will only have intelligent pornstars like Alexis Fawx as candidates

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Hunter Lindsay doesn’t like women with plump ass and that should be evident from his obsession with Alexis Fawx. He is one of the very few Alexis Fawx fans that prefer Alexis with blonde hair over black.

Hunter is an analyst at a multinational independent investment bank and financial services company. He used to be a Muslin business owner but the business had to be shut down due to increasing losses and Hunter received such a great trauma out of it that he was not willing to get into his business again.

Hunter claims that he has become hypersexual since he recently met a road accident. He jacks off to the same Alexis Fawx movie all the time and is on a ever-lasting quest for how to make jerking off better, all the time.

One of Hunter’s best friends – Jim is an ex-porn cameraman who claims that he used to cum many times in his pants while shooting the movie. He says that it is a real tough job to shoot a porn movie. He says that he paid a couple of times to the pornstar to blow him.

Jim claims that he knows a softcore porn actress that used to work so badly in hardcore movies but never did due to the family pressure and threat of divorce from her husband.

Jim believes that pornstars should be given more respect than most professionals. He claims that the porn movies and pornstars have saved more women from getting raped than one can imagine.

Jim says that he has been thinking about starting a political party that will only have pornstars as the candidates led by himself – the cameraman. I wonder what he would name it – The Pussycan Party.

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Big Boobs Tube fan fucks his brother’s wife all the time since his brother lost his balls

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One of my best friends is a car lover who loves to make car related analogies all the time, he says that a stiff cock for a woman means a great ride and he is extremely proud of his stiff and almost always hard cock just like he is of his car collection.

The one and only brother of this dude lost both his testicles in a motorcycle accident and since then he has been giving his brother’s wife great rides on his almost always stiff cock. She is glad that her husband lost both his testicles otherwise she couldn’t enjoy this dude’s long, hard and thick cock all the time.

He is so horny all the time that when he doesn’t have a woman around, he starts fucking his hand watching videos on his favorite anal videos tube website.

This dude believes in the Taoist Sexual Practices, especially the ones taught by Mantak Chia. He believes that while having sex, male partner releases more energy than the female and they both absorb each other’s energies, which means that having regular sex makes women physically, mentally and emotionally better in all aspects but men lose their mental, physical and emotional strength a bit but they make up for it with the positive anti-depressant hormones that they release by having sex.

He has also been dating this wealthy and busty female escort who owns and lives in a 2000 meter bungalow in a prime area and she lets him fuck her all the time for free. This dude is a lucky bastard and sometimes in envy, I pray to god that he also loses both his testicles in a road accident just like his brother but I feel guilty after praying so.

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Housewife escort claims that her husband has no idea about her business

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Have you ever heard this before that men and women with visible tail bones are great fucks? I never had an idea until I went through this gravure download website. I have quite become familiar with the woman who posted this ever sine I read this post, she is an escort who claims that she has been escorting for the past 5 years and her husband doesn’t even have an idea about it yet.

I have seen over 100 pictures of her and she looks stunning. She is big, tall, with a great smile and she is a bisexual just like myself. I really hope that me and my wife will some day have the opportunity to have a threesome with this beauty. She told me that she started escorting on the Christmas Eve.

She loves to flirt with me online and she says that she thinks I am very intelligent and according to her, intelligent men are smoking hot in bed.

To be honest, this housewife escort reminds me of a random chick that I fucked once when I was out of my city. She loved to juggle her boobs and I cannot forget the scene when she was stroking my cock as I was deep kissing her. She was an interior designer by profession and I really felt with her like it was my honeymoon. She made unique moans that I never heard before and she was wearing the same colored lingerie as her bedsheet making the already revealed parts of her body more visible along with that pretty face.

She had a collection of condoms of different brands and flavors at that time and she told me that she is always buying new condoms as a hobby and she also fingers her ass and pussy with a condom worn on her finger.

The most peculiar thing about this kinky and freaky beauty was her long neck with very big breasts.

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My ex told me stop banging the housemaid and jack off to free porn if I wanted to keep my relationship alive with her

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Once my ex-girlfriend caught me banging her housemaid, she didn’t yell at me or even interrupted us but after I was done ejaculating inside her housemaid, she told me that I could jack-off to porn pics free porn videos if she is not enough for me, but if she catches me having sex with some other woman ever again, that would be the last day of our relationship.

This ex-girlfriend of mine knew that I loved to sniff her pussy. She used to insert tissue papers in her pussy and then mail those to me whenever I was away so that I could jack-off to her pictures or anything else while sniffing those.

I believe that the decision of choosing one’s sexual partner is the most important one of our lives and hence should be made on the basis of realistic aspirations, aptitude, skills and desires. A single fuck is an accident but ten thousand fucks become your sex life.

I served in the army in my early 20s and that’s when I discovered that the armymen jerk off more than any other people on the planet and perhaps, that act of their makes them so courageous.

I have always been against those who claim that masturbation of any sorts is bad for a man, I tell you to first go 30 days without any sort of fapping and then fap everyday and notice the difference for yourself.

I have been wanting to start a kamasutra teaching school for the past sometime but I am really afraid of the Indian government.

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Self-made multi-millionaire from Rio de Janeiro has been satisfying women like crazy since he treated his Premature Ejaculation

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Grayson is a very courageous, wise, intelligent, spiritual and ambitious young man born and raised in Rio de Janeiro. Grayson’s parents moved to Rio de Janeiro in the late 70s looking at the opportunity that the city could offer them. They could still get nothing but laboring jobs there in Rio de Janeiro, the only difference was that they were getting more tips there.

Grayson’s parents also lived for a while at the Osho Commune. That was only for a couple of months. Grayson himself is very spiritual and materialist at the same time. He has a positive attitude about everything and his positive attitude is what transformed him from a chauffeur of one of the real estate’s kingpins to the owner of one the largest real estate agency chains in America.

It wasn’t easy for Grayson to create one of the largest real estate agency chains, but he did it. He doesn’t have a degree in business, he didn’t even go to the college. He just completed high school.

Grayson owns more than 20 real estate agency branches in some of the biggest Brazilian cities and one of the ways he keeps a check on his employees is by using a marvelously great remote viewing app for cameras.

Grayson made his first million when he was 29 and he tells like most other multi-millionaire and successful people that the first million is the hardest to make. Another great quality that Grayson possesses like many other self-made millionaires is that he doesn’t care about the triumph or the failures, he just gives his best after analyzing almost everything about the market.

Grayson recalls how at one time he used to compare his sexual stamina to other men, mainly the pornstars, only to be disappointed later on but then he learnt about ejaculação precoce tratamento. He has been fucking women all over the world ever since and making them crazy for himself. He recently enjoyed the pussy of the pornstar Dylan Ryder when he was in Fresno, California.

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British porn is going to be more popular than the Japanese and American porn in the future

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I personally believe that nothing but the interactive porn is the future and I also believe that British Porn Videos in the future will surpass the American and Japanese porn videos in terms of popularity. I also believe that there is a lot of potential for the Indian and Middle-Eastern women in the mainstream porn industry and the porn producers from the developed western world should be ready to import them at whatever they cost them. I know for certain that a fine Middle-Eastern or Indian chick will generate at least 1000% ROI for any good porn production house. Look at how much they made with the Spanish pornstar Annais marketing her as Aysha Dama. She was the hottest sensation in the porn industry back in the late 2017, other producers were just too busy wanking at her videos to notice it.

I have a doctor friend whose wife is a linguist and speaks 7 different languages, she talks dirty in a different language each day of the week while making love. He says that it feels like he is fucking a different woman every day of the week and sometimes, he doubts that she learnt the languages to be a keeper to her future husband. I have also made up my mind to marry nothing but a linguist woman in the future and I am certain that I will never divorce her if she is as good as the wife of my doctor friend. Sometimes I feel like stealing his wife but she is too addicted to my friend’s cock. He is 10 inches long and 5.5″ in girth. He also lasted for over an hour when we fucked 2 prostitutes together in Slough, England last year.

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Tel Aviv Female Escorts are extraordinary and way ahead of most other escorts, you know what I am saying if you have been there

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I once met this Escort in Tel Aviv who was featured in several video ads for both adult and general products. She didn’t cost a fortune as one would expect and she was there right on time. She came driving an Infiniti SUV. She was wearing one of the most expensive perfumes, the incense of what was enough to make one hard.

This Tel Aviv model escort told me that the agency she was working with provides interactive tutorials to the newcomers and they use nothing but everything state-of-the-art.

I must say that although this female escort service agency is one of the most successful, popular and lucrative in Israel, they are still very underrated. Nobody who has availed the services of this escort agency can deny my claim that they are underrated as hell.

This Tel Aviv escort agency has several exotic Mediterranean girls working with them. Some of them are 6 feet tall. Most of these Mediterranean girls have one thing in common and that is that they are part-time models. 2 of those whom I hired were the main models of a well-known clothing brand in Israel.

One thing that I have noticed among most of the Tel Aviv escorts is that most of them use their real names rather than fake names, which is a good thing as you may get to know more about them with that using their social media profiles and like. Also, Tel Aviv has perhaps has the greatest number of multilingual female escorts on the face of the earth.

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Auto Paint Shop owner from Milwaukee loves sex shows more than the automobiles

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George Blair is a 37 year old man from Wisconsin who has been running his own auto paint shop in the Milwaukee city for the past 12 years now.

Although George loves his business very much, he still gets tired of it time-to-time and needs something to refresh himself. Cigarettes, coffee, tea or alcohol don’t do it for him, only best sex show sites is what George asks for.

George claims that he has been working on to invent special paints for the dildos and other sex toys.

George lives his life by the belief that accidents happen and they happen to the biggest and strongest testicles and dicks and a man must enjoy his dick exceptionally as long as he has a healthy penis. George also believes that a man must care for his dick more than his overall health.

George also believes that a big penis is one of the greatest gifts of god to the mankind and a man must do whatever it takes to even enlarge it so that it can be enjoyed by both the sexes. George says that each time you uncover yourself, your dick must look as fresh as it was when you were a virgin teenager who didn’t even know what masturbation is. George says that it must look, smell and feel fresh to both you and your partner.

George believes that the doctors aren’t putting much attention to increase the men’s vigor and sexual health. George says that one thing is for sure, if they find out a sure-shot cure to better a man’s vigor and sexual health, many of the psychologists and psychiatrists will file for bankruptcy as both men and women belonging to different societies across the world would be immensely happy.

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This Lexington’s politician attributes her hotness to free porn videos and sex with multiple partners

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Brenna Brant recently fought elections for the mayor in Lexington, Kentucky but lost. Brenna had nothing to do with the politics before fighting these elections and hence, she did a lot of study and research on the politics and politicians around the world, the only thing that Brenna observed and told me about the politicians is that the women politicians of the Indian Subcontinent have the largest breasts.

You may be wondering what made such an inexperienced lady like Brenna to participate in the elections for a Mayor, the answer is that Brenna made tons more money than she could ever imagine with FIFA55 gambling with the help and support of blogs that provide top-notch tricks and tips about online gambling.

Brenna claims that having intimate relationships with several different partners without using any sort of contraception makes you look very sexually attractive and in case of the women – it gives them a very sexy voice as well. Brenna attributes her beauty and her sexy voice to having sex with several partners without using any sort of contraceptive methods and also watching free porn movies all the time which she believes raises her estrogen levels.

Brenna’s brother – Sergey is a millionaire photographer who recently bought a 100 year old watch company. Sergey is very much obsessed with Israel and he calls it the one and only holy land. Sergey cannot ever forget the first time he landed at the Jerusalem’s Ben Gurion Airport and took a breath of fresh air there.

Sergey does a lot of political research and analysis and he claims that behind the dead Prime Minister of India – Rajiv Gandhi’s innocent face was a very evil man. Sergey says that he was the one who didn’t let India become a superpower and let have India good relations with Israel.

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9/11 was a hoax, these young camgirls love to make your cock stiff like a hard rock

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I really feel blessed to have been born in this era when there are so many of the stunning beauties from all across the globe allow the cameras to capture the poontang for us to enjoy and take a wank or have a nice fuck while watching it. Thanks to all the cam models, pornstars, adult models, B movie actresses and all the people that have made the internet come so far.

I have been working on creating a ‘blonde only’ live cam chat website where both male and female candidates will have to be both white and blonde. I haven’t decided the name for the website yet but most likely it is going to be ‘WhiteDicksBlondePussies’.

As you guys all know that I don’t like to insert my dick inside an asshole, I have tried it a couple of times but the more I did it, the more I started loving vaginal sex over it. Anal sex is stupid and overrated according to me. But I love to see a girl inserting a dildo or some other stuff inside her anus and I like it more than when she does it in her pussy.

I have been practicing with self control lately. I try to sit at the last seat in the bus while commuting from home to the office and vice versa. I open up camgirl sites for mobilephones then with the sound off and then do not touch myself but keeping talking to and watching these hot cam chicks. The trick has made me much more disciplined in almost every regard, I can now control my emotions like anger, rage, etc and the only price I need to pay for the same is to look at these stunning beauties.

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Since I got this list of best adult chat sites for tablets from a friend of mine, each night has been a night in harem for me

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If we had live sex cam chat websites back in the day of Soviet Union, the world would have been a much better place. The chiefs of the Communist Soviet would have used most of their energy to turn each of the beautiful woman into a cam model and make money with it. We can all agree on one fact that there are too many stunning beauties in that part of the world to count and no amount of Soviet officers could have been able to have managed the great amount of business that it would have generated for the nation from across the globe and hence, there would have been no point for them to have been able to find enough time to create so many wars.

I believe that the greatest consumers of the live sex cam chat websites of the USSR would have been the socialists and it goes without saying that much of these socialists would belong to the socialist nations itself. I know several socialists in my country and without exception, each of them is a sex addict. A few of these socialists even told me that they want socialism over any other form of system because it allows them to indulge in a sexual activity for as long as they want because they don’t need to work long hours then.

Since I got a list of the best adult chat sites for tablets from a friend of mine which was roughly around a couple of months ago, each night has been a night in harem for me and I have enjoyed the last couple of months more than anything else I ever did in the past.

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Forget the Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, celebrate Escort’s Day

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It is very well-known that a great percentage of the high class escorts are college students. To be honest, there is perhaps not a single profession/industry related to which an escort is not on offer. Never before the adult industry saw so many innovations like in the past 4 decades.

I have spent time with hundreds of high class escorts till date and I have never come across an escort who spoke that 4 letter word in each sentence like those cheap street hookers. These high class escorts are ‘high class’ in the term’s truest sense. Lack of high class escorts in a modern society is nothing less devastating that a natural catastrophe, if you ask me.

Just like there is a father’s day, a mother’s day, there should also be an ‘Escort’s Day’. There is one Escort Directory that goes by the name EscortPic, which I believe can make it a reality.

News people must understand their social responsibility of making the world a happier and blissful place and they must insist the beautiful women to turn into escorts. They must do their utmost to remove the social stigma attached with becoming an escort.

I personally believe that POIS is far more prevalent in the current times that it used to be in the ancient, prehistoric or biblical times. Don’t believe me? Read the scriptures or the history.

I believe that sex is more important for the personal health than it is for a healthy marriage. I have observed in the lives of hundreds of people that when they don’t get enough action, they fell ill more, including myself.

If Gandhi were alive today, there is no way that he could have been able to maintain his vow of celibacy with all the sexy, classy and sassy female escorts around. These escort chics can turn a gay man straight.

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777lifecams is the fastest rising name in the live sex cam industry

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i always prefer Boobpedia over any other pornstar or cam models related informational website. It is through Boobpedia only that I learnt about my most favorite cam models including some German ones which ultimately led me to find about my most favorite live cam website yet – 777lifecams. These cam models really save lives, they have saved mine at least.

It goes without saying that the selection of topmost cam models is either review or merit based and that’s one of the things that we all freaks love about the live sex cam websites. It also keeps the cam models competing for a better position as well like no other thing that I can think of. Every cam girl that I ever talked regarding this told me that position on the website is even more important to them than the money.

I believe that a man’s dick can get bigger or smaller over time depending upon what kind of sexual activities and with whom he has been performing those sexual activities. My conclusion has been that the men who indulge in sexual activities with freakish BBWs have their dick enlarged with time and age. Athletic women are great for trying new positions because of their flexibility but it is the BBWs that rock your bed and dick like no other.

My grandfather is still sexually active. Since my grandmother died, he completely relies upon hookers, he says that a $50 hooker during the times when he used to be in his late-twenties used to be as good as a $1000 high class escort of the current times. My grandfather brags that he had sex with both the retired professional wrestler Scott Steiner’s wife and girlfriend.

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Volunteering for pro-sex causes is as pleasurable as watching free porn videos

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If my grandfather were alive today, he would have been proud of the fact that his grandson can fuck for hours with a hard and stiff cock without ejaculating at all. My grandfather used to brag that he could fuck for hours at once without cumming until he hit his 60s.

I have been volunteering for pro-sex education  for at least an hour a day for the past few months and although it hasn’t been working the way I expected it to, it gives me a great pleasure to do so. It is as pleasurable to me as watching free porn videos.

The age has slowed me down in almost everything else but not my sex life and I am really glad about it.

I have come to a conclusion over the years of my life and that is that baseball is bad for your sexual health but football, basketball and rugby are rather good for the same if you don’t face any serious injuries to your privates.

I have also come to another conclusion and that is that the multiracial and biracial women may look better but they aren’t as good in the bed.

Another conclusion that I have come to over the decades is that the pussies of well-shaped and toned women tend to look different and better than the ones who aren’t so well-shaped and toned. Apart from looking different, the pussies also feel and taste different.

I have always been a follower of Pythagoras and that’s the reason why I fuck twice each day of the winters and stay abstinent throughout the summers.

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Phalogenics Traction penis enlargement exercises are superior to any other penile enlargement exercise

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I am an Indian atheist born to Hindu parents who only likes three things about India and they are:-

  1. 1. The Devadasi culture – The Holy prostitutes.
  2. 2. Kamasutra – The Art of Fucking, identifying thots and more
  3. 3. Polyandry and Polygamy – Choose the number of your spouses as per your libido

I lived in Israel for 4 years of my life where I slept with over 50 different wives of 50 different Rabbis. These wives of the holy Jewish priests are always starving for sex because their useless husbands don’t give much of it to them. One of such women after hitting menopause gave my contact details to one of her nieces who was also married to a rabbi and was also sexually-starved like herself. She was really not interested in any sexual activity after hitting the menopause. This new woman that I got in contact with demanded that I fuck her like an animal on the weekends but very slowly on the weekdays. To this day, I haven’t been able to understand the mystery behind it but I did it nonetheless without asking her anything. I didn’t want to lose this young and pious pussy, no matter what.

One wife of a Rabbi that I met believed that the men and women who make sexual relationships with more than one person go straight away to the hell but she did it nonetheless herself. She told me that she was certain that she would go to hell no matter how hard she tries, so why not enjoy this life fully before going to the hell forever.

I used to practice Phalogenics Traction penis enlargement exercises everyday when I was in Israel and it really helped me in most of the aspects. I have started doing it again for the past 2 weeks since I started dating this MILF from Goa, about whom I will write soon enough on this blog of mine.

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Some strippers are as good as giving you a smoking BJ as your favorite pornostar

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 I firmly believe that all the civilized societies in the ancient and medieval times used to have different sorts of strip clubs. I am certain that the Romans and the Saxons had those and I am also certain that some of the wealthiest women used to come to strip in those clubs.

One thing that I have observed in my life is that the men who ogle at women on the streets are very less likely to hire strippers.They all imagine the women on the streets stripping for them all the time.

I was recently in the UK, where I met one of the most beautiful pornstars of all time, the all natural – Georgie Lyall. She told me that very soon she is going to go back to stripping again. I asked her for a smoking blowjob but she told me that she never smoked and is not willing to anytime soon. Then I hired an escort who was willing to do the same and had a wonderful night.

One of my friends is on NoFap for a while, he doesn’t hire escorts anymore, just strippers. He recently arranged a bachelor party for us in Mumbai, where he requested all the strippers to come up dressed in nothing but red. All the strippers that came to us were perfect in one dance form or another. All of the strippers were extremely fit as well. One looked just like my most favorite British pornstar – Jasmine Jae, although Indian. Her saliva was visible when she opened her mouth. I wanted to eat it so badly but I resisted because I didn’t want to look like a fucking pervert.

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Japanese MILF Porn Videos are an excellent cure for impotence in men

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I personally believe that no man should be an impotent with the treatments available for the impotence nowadays unless they have lost both their balls to testicular cancer to a physical injury or testicular cancer. I don’t know if you know this already, there are so many proven cures available for the male impotency nowadays that if you even have one of your testicle intact right now and your doctor hasn’t been able to cure your impotence within a month, then you have been visiting the wrong one. I believe that the different charitable foundations of the world should donate more for the cause of curing impotence. I also believe that it is a myth that the world is overpopulated and we are rather underpopulated and a larger population will result in lesser problems, more solutions and better economy. After the whole male population across the globe gets cured for the disease called impotence, the world will definitely become a much happier place.

I have a friend who claims that incest porn has greatly reduced the number of incestual relationships in homes. Although he doesn’t have much statistics to prove the same, I believe that he makes a point there, he says that’s the reason why he advocates Japanese MILF Videos so much, because most of the Japanese porn is incestual only, especially the ones that include some hot MILF in it.

This Japanese lover friend of mine wishes all the time if he were lucky enough to meet someone like Yuuri Himeno in college to fuck around with all the time.

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Mechanic became addicted to watching cuckold porn videos after getting cuckolded

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I have a mechanic friend who talks in terms of miles when it comes to how old is a woman, how many men she has been with and how sexually active is she. He refers to reliable BBWs as Land Cruisers and unreliable but exceptionally sexy and fun BBWs as Range Rovers.

This mechanic friend of mine says that he hates fucking women that are nothing but silicone from head to the toe, but fucks one whenever he gets a chance to.

This mechanic friend of mine always says that your hand and high speed porn is your only good friend during the time of adversity, he says that nothing else is going to help you in the time of adversity, including your spouse.

Don’t underestimate this mechanic when it comes to the pussy game because of his addiction to porn and masturbation. He has been with several women throughout his life including some of his customers. He claims that the girls that have elder sisters are far better in bed than the ones who don’t. He always says that you will be surprised to learn the number of girls that perform orgies with their sisters , their spouses and/or their boyfriends.

He is also very regular on the cuckold tube porn websites. He denies whenever someone asks that has he ever been cuckolded? Although all his friends doubt it. He has such a hot wife, I sometimes feel like making him a cuckold.

One Chinese friend of mine once told me that if you turn your wife or long-time girlfriend feel like a second-class citizen, she is going to work a lot harder in the bedroom. I believe that the wife of this mechanic friend of mine treats him like a second-class citizen but he doesn’t let anybody know about the same.

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This crazy friend of mine has a unique theory about why there aren’t many popular Black MILF Pornstars

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I have a friend who never gets tired of repeating that gone are the days when demanding wives used to be great fucks, nowadays it is the opposite. When asked, how he knows how the wives used to be in the earlier times, he replies that his grandfather told him.

This friend of mine finds watching free porn videos on the mobile phone to be more fun than watching the same on his computer screen.

This very friend of mine also claims that the men and women that are born with a drug addiction, especially the opioids, grow up to become sex addicts along with becoming drug addicts after they attain the adulthood in most of the cases. He also claims that such women squirt a lot more compared to their non-addict counterparts and stay wet for far longer periods, and about such men, he claims that they have more yin than yang, which helps them last longer in bed but they drip a lot more precum and also go limp in between the sexual sessions multiple times, sometimes for as long as half an hour.

This friend of mine claims that the African-American teens are better than the White, Indian and Hispanic women in bed until they hit the age of 25, after that he says that they become the very opposite. He says that the black women turning out to be not great MILFs is the reason why there are so few of popular black MILF pornstars whereas there are several popular black pornstars that are teenagers or in their early 20s.

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