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Shoplyfter Porn Actors Are Possessed By Sexually Repressed Souls Going Through Purgatory

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Roger Brosky is a Political and Sex Blogger from Bangkok, Thailand, who writes that if he were to be honest, the idea of having to sanctify some kind of place sounds like something a priest would tell a peasant to ensure they either show up to church or donate money to the church for the service of having some other space sanctified.

Roger writes on his blog that the ‘Fire of Purgatory’ is almost an euphemism for the ‘Fire of Suppressed Sexual Desires’. He writes one of the most popular pastors of the modern times from Ohio told him that the purgatory is very much like the astral projection and the one going through it can have sex with anyone they want and once they are freed of the accumulation of their sexual suppression of decades and decades, they finally go to the heaven. He claims that many male porn actors in the shoplyfter free porn videos were possessed by such souls and it is quite evident by looking at their desperation and horniness. One such Shoplyfter movie he claims is the one where the most prolific American male pornstar of the current times – J-Mac fucks arguably the most beautiful GILF American Pornstar – Andi James. He writes that he has never seen J-Mac being so horny and his co-star Andi James also looks astonished by his sexual desperation in the scene; one just has to look at their facial expressions to understand what he is trying to convey, he adds.

Roger writes that the married people in the western world nowadays don’t like to open up about their sexual lives as much as their peers did. While in the East (including the Islamic nations), they have now started to open up about their sex lives within the marriage. Most of the men and women in the east till the early 1990s used to act like they only had sex for the procreation. Sadly, some still act that way, mainly in the villages and the small towns, but then there too, the ratio of such people is not what it even used to be in metros like New Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata or Chennai.

Roger writes that he is very happy to learn that India has the highest growth rate per annum when it comes to the swinging scene. It grew 250% between 2018 and 2019, which is both crazy and sexy.

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Sex Blogger Walks Around With A Stimulated Dick 24/7, Thanks To Chaturbate

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Charles Ntoko from Dearborn, Michigan, is a Sex Blogger and Live Sex Cam Website owner, who sounds like a conspiracy theorist when he claims that the things, be it visual, lotion, or anything of other nature, that stimulate a man’s penis are scientifically proven to give a man more energy than the strongest of the stimulants or illicit drugs, but the governments have been doing their best to hide such studies, for they don’t want the men to function at their peak androgen levels.

Charles further claims that the reason why they choose ugly nd non-voluptuous women to work in the Hollywood movies is a part of all this conspiracy, so that the men walk around without stimulated dicks and hence, no superpowers to challenge the existing authority.

Charles writes that the reason he created his own live sex cam website with nothing but voluptuous beauties is to make the men function at their peak and to make them realize that ‘Penis Power’ is as strong as the ‘Pussy Power’, given the penis must be stimulated.

For the viewers who don’t like the models available for a live sex chat on Charles’s website, he has a signboard saying “Welcome to Sex Webcams Chaturbate“, for he believes that website has something for every straight man.

Charles again sounds like a conspiracy theorist when he says that KGB has more top officials working secretly for America, Israel and United Kingdom combined than for the Russia alone. He claims that the foundation of such corruption was laid during the USSR days. He writes that the wared for having most corrupt double-crossing agents goes to the Russian KGB followed by Pakistani ISIS.

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Men Around The Globe Divorcing Their Wives To Be Able To Fuck Sex Toys More Often

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I know there is no concept of celibacy in Islam and that’s where the difference is. I was born and raised a Catholic and I wanted to stay a lifelong celibate since I learnt the harms of sex, ejaculation, etc. The thought of compromising my life just for the sake of a social institution built a few thousand years ago was ridiculous to me. Never in my worst nightmare could I imagine being a coomer at the age of 29 So, I grew up with this belief that celibacy is superior to the marriage and there is nothing that can change that belief for me as I have been on long streaks in the past and I have the first-hand experience that compromising ‘bliss of celibacy’ for the sake of a social institution is stupid. You don’t know how beautiful this life that god gives you is unless you experience it first-hand. It cannot be put into the words. Life = Raw Energy. Life = Youth. Life = Bliss. Marriage is just a social institution. Monogamous marriage is second best compared to the celibacy but it is no match compared to the celibacy. If you can stay a celibate and you are happy with it, giving yourself in to the marriage would be an utter foolishness. Especially today when you can have kids without marriage. Just a few decades ago the celibates couldn’t have kids but still it was considered the best option, but now you can have the best of both worlds.

The guy who wrote this is now divorced and regularly fucks the artificial pussies he bought from Pink Dynamite. Just goes on to show that real life pussies are no match to the fake ones.

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Only A Dingus Would Pay High Class Courtesans When He Can Meet Sexy Women For Free – Todd Avecedo

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Don’t know if you are already aware of the scam blatantly going on in Discord where a scammer joins your server, then checks the violation you ever committed against the TOS of Discord. He then reports you and make you lose access to your account. Then he becomes the most active member on your server. After 30 days of that, he sends an email to Discord that the server has no owner right now, we need an owner.

Discord has this weird policy of giving ownership to the member with the highest post counts once the real owner loses his account. That’s how he gets to become the new owner of the server.

Anyways, this post is about a sex blogger from Watford City, North Dakota named Todd Avecedo, who claims eating grapes increases estrogen levels in men and testosterone levels in women, hence no straight person regardless of their gender should eat those but for the homosexuals, it is a boon like nothing else. For bisexuals, it is an option he says.

Todd believes that multipurpose fruits like grapes are perfect examples of the fact that there is nothing useless in nature and as unique nature is, it has something for everyone here.

Todd claims to know a hooker in Debrecen, Hungary, who charges 6 times as much just because she looks a lot like the Indian Bollywood Actress – Madhuri Dixit, who has quite a huge ‘Horny Male’ fanbase in Hungary.

Todd writes he will never personally pay a hooker 2 times the money the real value of her services, let alone 6 times, only because she looks like a popular actress. He adds there is no need to pay for him to a hooker anyway since he can meet sexy women for completely free.

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It Takes More Than A Couple Hundred Dollars To Have An Escort Fuck You Like Those Chicks Do In Asian Sex Videos

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Mona Bostrom from Devils Lake, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Economics Teacher, who believes achieving salvation through Judaism  is much easier than it is with Catholicism or any other offshoot of Christianity. She adds Pantheistic religions like Hinduism can really make attain enlightenment through tantric sex, you just need to discover the right guru.

Mona is not ashamed to admit that she worked as an escort for a couple of years before her marriage. Now when she looks at the business, she writes it is a shame that most modern escort agencies and brothels have lost the fundamentals of the business. She adds gone are the days when an average brothel in the US used to have an uncountable number of chicks working for them. The modern escort agencies only have a few skanks working for them and you would be disappointed to see the way they fuck if you watch Asian Sex Videos.

Mona believes the day is not far when we will have an eBay and an Amazon for hiring escorts and the day is also not far when we will have something even superior to these 2 mentioned websites when it comes to buy mail brides.

Mona prefers sex in uncomfortable areas like on a table or a couch compared to the bed. She prefers floor over the bed and takes pride in it. She believes it is a symbol of her being a tough woman inside out.

As a woman, Mona writes the process of finding real sluts out of them all is very much like Metallurgy.

Mona has friends working in the sex toy industry. They all agree that as much as the sex toy industry is profitable nowadays, it would offer very tight profit margins to the manufactures, retailers and wholesalers in the near future.

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Coomerinas from all across the Globe partake in these Live Free Sex Cams

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Gordon Chan from Quebec, Canada, is a sex blogger and a former postman, who believes sex addiction is as good for the health as is workout addiction or health food addiction if not more.

Gordon regularly follows politics and he believes Hillary Clinton fucked her way up to the Parliament.

Gordon is addicted to the sunlight and he loves the energy it gives him. But he doesn’t want to become darker since White Supremacy and all. He has limited his sun time to 20 minutes a day.

Gordon loves to study Indian Mythology in his free time. He claims that arguably the most handsome, most powerful and most focused character of Mahabharata – Karana, used to visit brothel each night before he became the King and after becoming the King he used to spend most of his time in his harem. Gordon cannot afford to visit a brothel each night and neither does he have a harem, but he can still to the hotties on best free webcams and that’s what he does all night long, each night.

Gordon claims Indian Ghee is one of the best things that you can consume to have a great libido in the old age

Gordon believes the term ‘Coomer’ should be taken as compliment. He says it is a pity that most men take the term ‘coomer’ as an insult and the women take the term ‘coomerina’ as an insult. He believes each living being is made to be able to coom as much as possible and it is a pity that the religious people and even some atheists want to take away this virtue from him/her so badly so that they can keep ruling over them.

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Latest Survey Claims 30% of the US Male Cops are Either Bisexuals or Gays

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Nothing is as sexy as a tall Italian Bodybuilder with a gynecomastia. – Jose Collado

 

 

Jose Collado from Mexico City, Missouri, is a gay sex blog owner and sound designer, who believes Ron Jeremy is perhaps the most overrated straight male pornstar of all times and Mikey Butders is the most underrated mainstream male pornstar of all times. He says any gay/bisexual man or a straight woman who tells you after looking at those balls that they aren’t worth sucking for at least thrice is a liar. He claims to have had sex with over 240 different gay men that he met through https://singlescenedating.com/gay-chat-sites/ but he is yet to see balls that could even come close to those of Mikey Butders.

Jose writes fun, creative guys fuck a lot more compared to those who aren’t fun or creative and it used to be a common knowledge among different tribes before the Abrahamic religions came into the picture. He believes these fun and creative men usually hit their peak in the late 30s or early 40s while those who aren’t fun or creative start looking like total haggards by that age.

Jose claims Mr Perfect (Curt Hennig) of WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) died while having sex with a fellow male pro-wrestler but the Vince McMahon with his millions was able to bury this news easily and to this day the fans believe he died of a drug overdose.

Jose is currently dating a Half Sikh Half Russian man. He says this man has the biggest cock he has seen in the real life but he wishes if his balls were as big as those of his favorite pornstar – Mikey Butders. He says he hates sucking his tiny balls as much as he enjoys taking his huge anaconda in his ass.

Jose once made a post that to confirm that he is not a bisexual, his sexy and voluptuous sister-in-law once offered him a titty-fuck. He accepted the offer. Initially he delighted in it, but then found it very hard to stay erect. It toom him almost an hour to finish even after trying so hard, the only reason he could finish was because he imagined sucking his boyfriend all throughout the time he was between her huge beautiful melons.

Jose writes his ultimate fantasy is to be the engine of a 10, 000 men strong ‘gay train’ that would start from Jerusalem and roam all over the Middle-East and spread the awareness. He wishes badly that his fantasy comes true during this lifetime.

Jose once made a very controversial post when he accused one of the most popular Cuban Pornstar of all times – Angelina Castro of running an escort racket that specializes in supplying gay gigolos. He added that her escort organization offers men and women belonging to all different sexual orientations but gay gigolos are her speciality. Angelina Castro never answered these accusations although it is very certain that the news got to her as it became viral everywhere.

Jose writes the balls are not for the gay men what boobs are for a straight man. He writes the Redditors need to stop comparing the two. He insulted the Redditors by mentioning “You guys get a life first then you talk about certain things.”

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Recent Statistics Claim Women Watch More Hentai VR Porn than their Male Counterparts

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Gyorgy Horvath from Fairfield, Ohio, is a sex blogger and a Software Engineer, who writes that those who claim that the progeny of Adam and Eve committed incest are clearly wrong. He writes Yahweh used to send Female Demigoddesses to have sex with the sons of Adam and Eve and Male Demigods to have sex with their daughters.

Gyorgy writes Indians have known the benefits of keeping a male’s genitals open in the air for ages unlike their western counterparts. He writes they also seem to have known all the side-effects of wearing tight clothes for a man. Hence, they came up with a male bottom wear called Lungi, which lets a man move open so freely and also lets the fresh air pass to man’s genitals so easily. He adds it is a pity that several invaders shamed Indian men for wearing the Lungis as they don’t look so cool, which literally ended up the tradition in all of North India and now South Indians also don’t find it hip either. He adds they all very likely would if they understood its real advantage.

Gyorgy writes the only way we can make the men throughout the world realize the benefits of wearing a lungi is by creating an awareness among the women globally. He believes whence the women discover that their men can have stronger and bigger dicks just by replacing a piece of cloth, they will do their best to convince the men to do it for them. He jokes that once the Lungi becomes popular among men globally, no woman would be willing to date a man who doesn’t wear one as the common perception would be that either he is an impotent or owner of a tiny weeny. The women would rather stick to Hentai VR Porn than dating a man who doesn’t wear a Lungi.

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Sex Blogger, Antique Stores Owner and Swinger Porn Enthusiast is More Liberal than all of the Democratic Parties Combined

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Tyler Donner owns 2 antique product stores – one in Philadelphia and another in Phoenix.

Tyler is also a sex blogger and a swinger porn enthusiast, who writes on his blog that he is going to create the first gay specific porn studio which he believes would be bigger than the Naughty America, Brazzers and BangBros combined. He says that he is going to name it ‘The Summer Dick Slam’.

Tyler is one of the most liberal men that you would ever meet and perhaps his being a super-liberal has its roots in him being raised in a pantheistic environment. He writes on his blog that he waits for the day when they will consider the prosecution of the homosexuals to be as bad as the rape or sexual harassment of a a female.

Tyler has a weird but common fetish of writing his name with a marker on his wife’s breasts and she loves him for that.

Tyler believes that some prehistoric breeds of the relatives of human beings used to have dicks as big as 30 inches. He believes that the blacks could have some of their DNA.

Tyler believes there is a certain wisdom that comes with age which allows you to see things as they are. He adds that teenagers as intelligent as they may be just don’t have it and says it is quite evident even among the free sex cams models.

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I challenge you to get a Girlfriend like mine who would Gift You the Latest Hentai Videos Every 2 Weeks

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Hey friends! Welcome here!

If you have a big dick like myself, then you can take a lot of “tips” from my blog and if you don’t, then you can send your spouse, GF or any cock-hungry woman that you know, to me. I will take care of her completely.

My most favorite place to pick up chicks from is the Swimming pool. I find it hard to resist the wet and beautiful women there in their skimpy clothes and they find it hard to resist my superhuge cock that is visible from my speedo too.

After having spent time with women belonging to different age groups, shapes, sizes, races and colors, I have come to the conclusion that it is the older women that try their hardest to give you a good time, especially if you are a man between 22-35.

Together with my long-time girlfriend, I have had threesomes and foursomes with other chicks, mainly escorts, it really looks and feels something out of a porn movie. My girlfriend loves to regularly gift me newest hentai videos DVDs since she learnt about my fetish for the hentai porn.

Not one Christmas season has gone by for years when I didn’t smash my long-time girlfriend at least twice a day.

If you have a tiny limp dick, I will have your girlfriends posing for the photographs while they are butt naked, I guarantee you. I have the voice of Lionel Makepeace from GTA Vice City Emotion 98.3 Radio and I think that should convey a lot to you that how I get chicks wet just with my voice. I get them wet like Ravishing Rick Rude did to Kathie Lee in a live show.

I most frequently visit the wives of the army men. The wives of the army men have affairs with other men while their husbands go out to protect the country. I am a true patriot as I protect the families of the army men by keeping their wives satiated and happy while their husbands protect the nation. Several army men haven’t left their job in the army because they know that I am there to keep their wives happy, so they can serve the nation without any worries. I am always ready as I don’t have refractory periods for over 2 minutes, ever.

I love Hungarian women because they are always hungry for more and that’s the reason why some of the topmost mainstream pornstars are Hungarian. My personal most favorite Hungarian pornstar is Angie Noir. I cannot get enough of her videos. I have bought each and every video that she ever released on Clips4Sale in order to support her and my dick. I get my girlfriend dressed like good old Angie Noir in some of her videos and have her roleplay like her.

Also, roleplay before sex is never a waste of time, it gets your chick wild and hot for the main action.

There are many gay rich Mormons that have married straight women and they now can’t get hard for their wives, that’s where I come into the picture. I am really responsible for keeping so many families stable and their female members satisfied and sane.

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Simps from across the globe gifting Asian women Nitro on Discord with the hopes of getting Sushi Sex

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I once met this Japanese dude on a Slack Chat Group who strongly believed that the White people are aliens, whom the God sent to the planet earth to teach the other races technology and other similar stuff, and to copulate with the men and women of other races, but the White people after finding it hard to communicate with the other races and finding the people of other races ugly, decided to disobey God and after the God came back for a check on them 2 years later, he was shocked that they didn’t follow his command and sent them to the icy Europe to suffer, but the White men and women were able to survive their for millions of years and after God learnt this, he gave them the boon to rule over the other races and since then they have been ruling the world and fucking Asian women of their choice.

This very Japanese dude believes it used to be easier to have real life sex 2 centuries ago than it is today. He also believes that the opposite is true for the masturbation as never before did the lubricants as stimulating and porn as good existed.

He was then busy writing a 100 page eBook which he claims would be the most wholesome sex booklet ever. I am sure the book is out by now but I don’t what it is named and if it is available for free or not.

He was also on Discord and he never got tired of repeating there that 90% of the female users of Discord with a Nitro were gifted it by a simp.

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Sexually, Men are Subordinates to the Women, claims a LiveJasmin Model

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“If you wish to be sexy, study sex.” – Lita, LiveJasmin Videos

Tacy West-Wells from Ann Arbor, Michigan, is a sex blog owner, who recently wrote an article titled ‘Physical and Mental Rape’.

In this article, Tacy writes that by rape she means having sex with someone, that would be against their will and interest.

Physical rape is the one generally considered as rape.

Generally, it is a stronger person, usually the male, forcing with their superior physical strength, sexual intercourse with the female.

By mental rape, she means forcing sexual intercourse via seduction, with the specific intent if sex and other consequences.

The second is much more common to be done by the females, and its all too effective. She groups under the definition all acts that use physical appearances, there are of course other characteristics to be seduction and provocative behaviour and since it is well at this point a cultural fact of the mainstream culture for the male to be the one to do basically everything in the relationship, it is far more effective if a female comes up to a man and initiates it all.

And all these factors somewhat lead to the male being physiologically defenceless, to a sex.

But on much more of a subliminal level, making it less consciously scarring, the results normally being on the side of the male, what have I done, regret, where as the other case would more likely be what did he do to me; And since it is non-productive to live a life of regrets, males tend to kind of forget or at least be less superficially scarred.

Tacy doesn’t elaborate too much on the physical rape argument, reason being it is basically mainstream knowledge at this point.

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Personal Chef from New South Wales prefers her men as tall and wide as the good old Pro-Wrestler – Kevin Nash

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Sarah Donna from New South Wales, Australia, is a personal chef and sex blogger, who writes on her blog that studying Phenology aka Periodic Phenomenon in plants really helped her understand the sexual needs of a man better.

Sarah lives in a neighborhood notorious for being the most favorite one for the LGBT community in the city. She says that her neighborhood has more lesbians than gays while the statistics say otherwise.

Sarah claims to have had several sexual encounters with gay men in the past. She writes on her blog that the straight men need guidance from the gays on how to fuck like a god. She writes that it is sad that most of the straight guys she had sex with till date were unaware of how unsatisfied they left their women.

Sarah claims that second generation bisexual/gays are better looking than 99% of the population and xxx porn videos are the proof. She adds that they are also more good-looking sensible, intelligent and not to mention, better lovers than the rest 99%.

Sarah recently dated a straight guy who had penile implant. She writes on her blog that although they guy was as big as Mandingo. His penis felt even more numb than a dildo in her pussy, asshole and mouth all alike.

Sarah writes that the guys as wide as a truck are better than the guys as tall as a camel and the combination of both is like a gift from the gods to a straight woman and/or a gay man alike.

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Tiny Husbands Taking Revenge on their Cheating BBW Wives by Enjoying Hot Massages in South Korea

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I have an Australian friend who claims that eating Kangaroo meat reduces a man’s libido and that’s the reason why the Aboriginal people of Australia eat it too much because they have no other form of entertainment other than fucking and like most other cultures, they have a guilt attached to sexuality. He says that the White Australians on the other side are always looking for food that increases their libido and that’s the reason why they export it all to other countries.

This Australian friend of mine believes that it is foolish for a tiny guy to date a BBW. He believes that the BBW is going to cheat on the tiny guy all she can sooner or later. He gives several examples of such couples in the show business. He adds that such couples can often be seen on the Reality TV Show – Lauren Lake’s Paternity Court, where BBWs with Beyonce face cheat on their tiny husbands. He believes that such victim husbands should take revenge on their wives by enjoying some Chungnam massage (충남출장안마).

This Australian friend of mine is great buddies with several Indians. He gives example of this Australian-Indian friend of his who was married to a White blonde chick. She used to love her Indian Cobra until the day she met an African Rock Python.

He says that the water-based lubes help him last much longer in bed, to an extent that he can switch multiple positions. He says that earlier he would cum only within 5-10 minutes, but now he can last upto 2-3 hours on an average if he tries hard enough.

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42nd President of the USA – Bill Clinton, wanted to make porn mandatorily free for all adults across the globe

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A hotel is no hotel if they don’t allow escorts, hence most of the hotels across the globe do not even deserve to be called hotels. Hence, I am planning to build the world’s first hotel which would be managed by the escorts, where the chefs would be escorts, the room service would be an escort, the security guards would be gigolos, this hotel is going to be the best thing to have ever happened to the hotel industry.

One of my friends who is a lot like a conspiracy theorist, told me that the Ex-President of the United States – Bill Clinton, really wanted to call a national crusade against sexual oppression and implement some foolproof laws so that nobody could sexually oppress again.

Although Bill Clinton couldn’t go on such national crusade because he was busy getting BJs all the time from his own secretary. His thoughts and ideas have really left an imprint not only on the American society, but throughout the world, and who could have imagined back when he was the President of the United States that there would be high quality free porn available all over the internet by the financial year 2020.

This amateur conspiracy theorist friend of mine claims that it is a myth that you can impress girls with your French/Italian/Romanian, whatever accent. He says that it is nothing but a hype created by the mainstream (government controlled) media to make the people busy working on their accents all the time, so that they could deflect our focus from the real news and other happenings around the world, like the USA and Russia killing the Syrians, creating ISIS or using Kim Jong-Un as a part of their containment of China policy.

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Your dick will become dysfunctional for the pussy one day but not for the incest porn

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There is this friend of mine who has worked as a cameraman for the WCW Monday Nitro and WWE RAW in the past, who claims that the Live Monday Night RAW has become a pick-up place more than anything else, not just for the pro-wrestlers like it has always been, but also for the guys in the audience.

He named his daughter ‘Chastity’ expecting that she will grow up to become a pious and pure lady like the ‘Virgin Mary’ after growing up, but the reality is, it is harder to find out a bigger slut than her in the entire neighborhood. He regularly jerks-off to the incest porn to ease off this pain of his and it really works like a charm.

He is married to an Amazon woman who is 6 feet 8 inches tall. He says that no matter what the weather is up there, she always makes it warm for herself and him down there. She also used to work as a Margao escort back in her younger days when she lived in Goa, India.

His Amazon wife loves to fuck in the shower but he hates it. The only time he likes to make love in the shower is when he is a bit drunk, which he is quite often.

He claims to have studied a lot of Hinduism and as per his observations, the Hindu God ‘Shiva’ is more of a sex god than anything else. He jokes that he is not the god of death but rather a god of a dick’s life.

My friend is a firm believer of the notion that every man’s dick physically dies out one day, but the fragrance of the pussies that it enjoyed while it was alive always lives.He also has a couple of ideas for the other men and women to confirm this fact which are dirty enough to be mentioned even on adult blog like this one.

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Hindu God Ganesha feels that fapping to MILF porn is better in all aspects than fucking a real life woman or a goddess

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I have no idea about how many of you have heard the ancient Hindu myth where the God of all Hindu Gods – Mahadeva aka Shiva aka Shankar slays the head of his own son whom he wasn’t even familiar with until then. The Hindu God Shiva didn’t even know that Ganesha was his own son and the story of the birth of that fat boy Ganesha is even more fun. Ganesha was born out of the mud on his mother Parvati’s body and the mud on his mother was enough to give birth to a fat adult. I guess he saw his mother naked as well as soon as he was born and that’s when his dick get instantly erected and his mother Parvati was more than happy to suck and ride on it as she was an ever-horny bitch who would fuck other gods all the time in absence of Shiva and fucking the virgin son of her own was a fantasy that she couldn’t resist to turn into a reality.

Legends have it that Parvati was deepthroating the huge fat cock of young Ganesha with her huge natural milky white tits popping out when Shiva arrived right at the venue where all that was taking place and slayed the head of his own horny son – Ganesha. When Shiva slayed the head of Ganesha, Parvati’s teeth bit Ganesha’s dick in a shock and that’s when Parvati got the excuse that she wasn’t sucking the dick of her own son but was rather giving him the ayurvedic treatment on his dick through her mouth. Shiva then asked her that where all the precum in her mouth came from and why is she all naked. Then she made up the story that the precum in fact was a lotion given to her by an Indian vaid and the vaid also told her that the lotion would only work if it is in the mouth of an all-naked woman.

Shiva then instantly started feeling guilty and arranged a head of elephant whom he himself fucked while meditating in the Jungles as the head of his newborn yet adult horny son – Ganesha. It has been millions of years since this incidence took place and the Ganesha has been in such a shock ever since that he never dared fuck any woman since the incidence took place and believes only in self-serving watching MILF porn. You can verify this fact through the Hindu scriptures. Ganesha is still a bachelor; He hasn’t had an elephant or a human ass ever since his father slayed his head for having sex with his own momma.

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Call me a Broscientist or a Conspiracy Theorist, there is no way that I am not hiring those yummy Sao Paulo escorts while I am there

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After decades of fucking around, I have come to the conclusion that both asthmatic men and women have a low libido while those with the Schizophrenia and ADHD are just the opposite. It is a worth complimenting fact though that the Luxury Escort Agencies of the world always make sure that none of their escorts suffer with any sort of mental, psychological, physical or attitude disease.

I was in Sao Paulo last month, like always I got the best quality of escorts in Sao Paulo (Acompanhantes em São Paulo). They had blondes, brunettes, Russians, BBWs, athletic women, you name it, all at this one most favorite agency of mine.

I also met a man in Sao Paulo during this trip who sells a unique sexually stimulating hot dog at his van. I ate those hot dogs as much as I could as long as I was there. Those hot dogs are highly recommended for anyone who suffers with any sort of erectile dysfunction and even when that’s not the case, wants to be at the top of his game.

I have been interested in the global politics lately and I might sound like a conspiracy theorist when I say that the number of the Russian nuclear weapons is highly exaggerated and I doubt that the Russia has been selling nuclear weapons secretly to other smaller nations including its own so-called neighboring enemy countries, namely, Siberia and Ukraine.

And I sound like a medical specialist or broscientist, when I claim that people who are generally sensitive to a different are least prone to showing sensitivity or other symptoms to the viagra.

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Fuck longer than you can walk with this one secret

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it is always better to have a hyperactive small dick than a big one that finds it hard to get erect and that’s where stuff like Acheter Vardenafil 20 mg comes into picture.

For women, it is always better to have sensitive small boobs than having non-sensitive huge ones.

I have had fun with women belonging to several different nationalities and I have come to the conclusion that the Croat and French women have the most sensitive nipples.

I recently came across a Swede woman who told me that she was raped by some strangers and a cousin when she was only 19. I could tell her with certainty that the rapist didn’t take Acheter Vardenafil, because those who take that pill, never have to commit rape, women  are attracted to them like a lioness to a huge lion with a huge mane.

I believe that both the precum and the sperm have enough energy to create stronger bombs than the atom bomb, the scientists haven’t just been able to find the right method to create one.

I lived in Bosnia for a couple of years and I was amazed to see that most of the pimps in Bosnia were the husbands of the prostitutes.

I believe that the foremost reason why Bosnia couidn’t progress and/or develop like its neighbors is the fact that there is not much sexual liberation in the country. Just like myself, most other men and women who believe in free-sex have noticed the positive connection between a nation’s progress and its sexual liberation.

I don’t agree with Islam at all, but I love the fact that they aren’t as sexually oppressive as their Christian counterparts. Even Prophet Muhammad used to fuck like crazy and all his wives loved him for that, just like many of his slaves.

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Reading those ImLive Reviews made me realize that there is no Highest Common Factor among Whores

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I recently came across this gynecologist on a Discord chat server, who told me that the natural big breasts of a beautiful woman, no matter which race and color she belongs to, oozes a specific fragrance, which is so sexy to a real man full of testosterone that he can die for it. He claims to have been trying to create a perfume for a while now, which mimics the very same smell.

This gynecologist sounded like a troll to me, when he said in the ‘Lobby’ of that Discord server that his wife loves to eat apples and oranges and he himself loves to eat bananas. She doubts that he is a bisexual and he doubts that she is a bisexual and when she shows no interest in any sexual activity with himself, he tends to doubt that she is a lesbian.

I have been spending a lot of time reading reviews for the adult products and websites lately, especially Imlive reviews and reading the same, I have come to the conclusion that you cannot name a Highest Common Factor among the whores, but they have several common Prime Factors.

I believe that the idea to the inventor of the smartphone to create the same when he found it hard to find an escort or have a sex chat while he was in a remote area with no computer.

I wonder all the time if the governments of the nations around the world arranged sex championships just like they do wrestling, shooting, etc, I would be a gold medalist each year and I am not bragging or showing-off here.

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Urologist from Minnesota is responsible for writing the longest ever evaluation of LiveJasmin

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I have an Indian-American Urologist friend from Minnesota who is married to an ‘All-American-Woman’, who looks just like the Italian-American Pornstar – Alura Jenson. Each time I meet her or see her picture/video, I am automatically inclined to watch an Alura Jenson video and jerk-off to it for at least an hour. I am an edging freak and each time I jerk-off for only 60 minutes, there is no way that I am cumming, I like to save up my seed and intensify the pleasure simultaneously.

This Urologist friend of mine claims that the Gujarati people of India are most likely to get urological diseases, mainly the erectile dysfunction and others, which are mainly attributed to smoking cigarettes, whereas they are a community, the members of which are least likely to smoke the cigarette. He attributes most of the urological diseases that the Gujarati people, mainly the men, suffer with in general, to their lack of sex drive and sexual activity.

He always says that it is a pity that many patients that come to him to get treated for the erectile dysfunction, don’t open up about the issues that they face on a daily basis or their sex life.

He is also a bit of a historian who claims that a great deal of the tribe of Issachar got killed by the Assyrians and that’s one reason why there are so few of them, even after they intermarried a lot in the past, do it in the present and are likely to do it even more in the future.

My urologist friend is a big fan of the live sex cam chat models and websites and he is also responsible for writing the longest ever evaluation of livejasmin till date.

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Me and My Future Wife are going to indulge in Swinger Sex in order to have Healthier Babies

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Do you know that the Korean women are as great in bed as the Korean cars? They are also low maintenance just like the Korean cars.

Also, do you know that the children born to people who are not as much sexually active are inferior in almost every aspect to the kids born to the parents who are very sexually active? I myself was always suspicious about it, but now I know this with 100% certainty and for that very reason, I am not going to waste a day without sex, so that I can have the healthiest babies possible, I am not doing this for my pleasure, but rather for my to-be-born babies.

I am going to indulge in Swinger Sex just like you would see in an Amateur Swinger Porn movie.

I am going to marry a nasty woman and that’s for sure. She sure would be more interested than myself to indulge in some Swinger Sex and if you have already tried some Swinger Sex ever, then you already know that once you enjoy some Swinger Sex, there’s no going back.

I don’t know if you have seen the video that I made go viral as my part of effort against the Cynophobia. The video featured a guy who fed his teacup dog with viagra and the dog died as a result. I was sent the video through Whatsapp by someone I am well familiar with. I then made the video go viral through several different platforms, including this very blog of mine and it really worked the way it was supposed to, the Cynophobic is behind the bars now.

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78 year old man doesn’t enjoy sex tourism anymore but jacks off to those Chaturbate babes each night

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I have a very good friend from Denver, Colorado, whose granddad once came to Hyderabad, India, as a sex tourist. He was so enthusiastic about banging pussies belonging to different colors, races and religions of India, but only after a couple of days, he lost all his libido all of a sudden. He blames the Indian food for the same, especially Biryani, although he is still a bit confused about what exactly it was. He also thinks that it may be the atmosphere of India, the weather, he still is not certain. He is 78 now and regularly jacks off watching live sex on Chaturbate cams.

This friend of mine never gets tired of repeating that the people have been focusing a lot on the reliability of their cars a lot lately but are very less concerned about the reliability of their spouses and that’s the reason why we have been seeing so many divorces lately.

He has his own sex related blog, very similar to mine, where he once mentioned that the tall men should marry tall women, petite and women must marry men that are tiny as well, so that their marriage doesn’t fall apart in the future. He claims that small dicks cannot satisfy the pussy of a tall woman and vice versa. He also quoted a couple of Bible verses to justify his claim.

His own wife with whom he had an open marriage is a 4’11” tall 36 year old woman, who he claims can take dick as long as 13 inches up her ass with an ease. He has mentioned about this a couple of times or maybe more on his blog, with a clarification each time that she is a special one.

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Martin Luther would do nothing but jerk off his always half-erect dick to the AsianSexDiary if he were born in this era

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One of my very good friends, who owns a relocation service in the Kansas city, is also a conspiracy theorist, who told me that Martin Luther was the real Dajjal, he believes that he was the man who was really responsible for both the World Wars that took place in the early part of this century and he is also going to be responsible for the upcoming World War 3, which he believes is going to be the ‘Real Armageddon’ or ‘Malhama‘.

The funny thing is that this friend of mine himself was born in a practicing Protestant family.

He also believes that Martin Luther was more sexually pervert in private than the Russian Rasputin. He adds that the libido of Martin Luther wasn’t even half of that of Rasputin, and his dick was always half-erect but never full, Martin Luther had a lot more ass than Rasputin.

He claims that even as a theology professor, Martin Luther used to prey on both young men and women. He claims that the main motivation behind Martin Luther’s working as a professor of theology was to fuck these young men and women. He adds that Martin Luther didn’t ever care about what kind of mental, physical, spiritual or psychological pain these young men and women went through when he preyed on them, he was only bothered about his own sexual pleasure.

He claims that whenever some young female student of Martin Luther looked down, he automatically presumed that she was looking at his limp package, which in his own eyes, was the best ever.

He jokes that if Martin Luther were born in this era, he would do nothing else but kept his lube ready and jerk off to the AsianSexDiary all the time.

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My grandmother would fuck Muhammad Ali and those Busty Lesbians more often than she did my Grandfather

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Did I ever tell you that my late grandmother dated the Greatest Boxer of all times – Muhammad Ali. She would always tell us teenagers how freak of a man Muhammad Ali used to be and how he got the best of his women all the time. He really loved the poontang more than he loved the boxing, at least that of my grandmother.

One of my personal observations over the decades of my highly sexual lifestyle is that women who use weird and cheap body deodorants are strange, weird in bed. My grandmother always used such deodorants, so I don’t know what to think exactly of her here. Anyways, did I ever tell you that my grandmother also loved to make love to the busty lesbians other than men. Her most favorite novel ever was the Spring Fire by Marijane Meaker and she wasn’t ashamed to admit that she used to fap looking at the cover picture on the novel.

My grandmother also loved Belinda Carlisle and her songs. She agreed with Belinda Carlisle when she said “Heaven is a Place on Earth”.

I travel to Indonesia a lot, and let me tell you something which you may already be well-aware of and that is – Indonesians aren’t only gambling addicts, they are sex addicts as well. They love sex, under those hijabs are marvelous bodies that are always willing and eager to be exposed and explored. You just have to know the art of getting there. After all, knowledge is not only good, it is necessary if you want to enjoy a happy sex life.

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I believe that 2020 is going to be the era for the best stepmom porn ever and so does my restaurateur friend from Goa

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I have a very good friend from Goa, India, who owns a theme restaurant by the Candolim beach. This friend of mine loves Iranian women, to an extent that although several stunners from Eurasian countries and Russia are available to enjoy escort services in all over Goa, he would look for Iranian escorts, only to see disappointment and ending up jerking off to a Moms Bang Teens video.

He is too excited about the Stepmom porns 2020 and believes that the porn industry is going to create better content than they have ever before, as now they have better cameras, better overall production systems, better looking women and an extremely supportive audience which is not narrow-minded as its peers.

This friend of mine claims that several Fortune 500 companies want to enter the sex doll industry but they are confused because they don’t want to lose their reputation and that’s where some corporation, which is already a major player in the porn industry is going to come and steal the show, and take the profits all for themselves.

Last week, I wrote a parody song to the ‘Collection of Stamps’ by I am from Barcelona, which I named ‘Collection of Sex Dolls’ and I want to share it with you all here:-

And I have got one from Spain and two from Japan

I got a couple that look like Naughty America Pornstars and some that look like they are from Scoreland

I screw them while I watch MILF Porns 2020 from Czech Republic but never some porn from Sudan

Did you know that I am telling everyone that I have been saving my sexual fluids for my future who I don’t even know

And they all seem to believe it just like the followers of OSHO

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One of my dreams is to fuck a Tattooed Bosnian Bitch, which are really hard to come by

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I don’t know if you know this already, but some of the finest female escorts are found in the Eurasian Steppe, where most locals cannot even afford money to spend some private time with these stunning chicks even in their dreams, although they dream about these chicks all the time almost every night. Welcome to Asia! Where the good times, good things, good gadgets, everything good is for the limited few. If you haven’t ever been there, I recommend that you don’t visit Europe on vacations this time, but rather Eurasia.

And if you are willing to visit Eastern Europe these vacations, I would suggest that you visit Bosnia. Not just to see its culture, heritage, differences, etc, but to enjoy some Bosnian women as well. Only a man who has spent some good private time with a Bosnian beauty in the bed knows how good they really are. I really wish if the nation wasn’t a highly religious one, so that their women could showcase their skills, enthusiasm and naked bodies to everyone in the world like the Czech and Latin women have been doing for decades.

I have said this before and I say this now, that those who lash out on sexual passion, lash out on the most beautiful activity invented by the god. All these guys who pretend to be so chaste and pious in the public, watch tattoo girls sex videos in the private.

At last, I would like to give an advice you to you young and inexperienced guys like I often do. And that is, lowering your vocal pitch if you have a high pitched voice is only going to make you look stupid and ruin your game with the women. You can befool some men like that but forget that you can befool a woman that way, women know a real low-pitched voice when they hear one.

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This friend of mine used to jerk off to lingerie porn and donate the sperm created with it to fuck a street hooker

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The quality of a man’s sperm talks more about his overall health than anything else, including hair. It is a stupid notion that is being spread lately that you can tell about a man or woman’s overall health by the health of their hair, which is an absolute baloney.

I have a doctor friend who tells me that farmers have the highest sperm count and the wrestlers have the best sperm quality. I couldn’t care less because I am never going to have kids, in other words, I am never going to have a daughter of my own, for whom I would require this information. But if I did have any, I would make sure that my son-in-law had the best quality sperm possible.

While in the college, I had a friend who was unbelievably desperate to lose his virginity. He would jerk off all he could to his favorite lingerie porn and donate all his sperm to the sperm bank, to be able to collect enough money to get himself a street hooker with the money he made that way.

I recently talked to this friend of mine. He is a happily married man who told me that he is going to train his son personally for 4 weeks before he actually starts dating girls. In the college, this friend of mine used to claim to me that he is going to remain celibate all his life.

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Czech and Israeli Babes are Plenty on LiveJasmin and its Alternatives

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Nobody has got anything on Czech pornstars, adult models or cam girls. They are simply the best. I have been looking for nothing but Czech chicks whenever I visit a porn website, live sex cam chat website or when I want to see some girl wearing skimpy clothes on the Youtube. Czech babes are plenty on Livejasmin and the Alternatives to LiveJasmin.

I am amazed to see the great number of Israeli cam models on different live sex cam websites lately. One of my friends who also happens to be a conspiracy theorist, claims that all these women are Mossad agents who have been looking for preys for their different agendas. Although I believe many of his conspiracy theories, I do not agree with this one at all, even if it is true, those women cannot make me a prey of them, because I am of no use other than fucking and I would love those pretty MILFs to use me for what I am great at and the only thing that I am great at.

Like planets, men orbit around beautiful women and a real man can sense a beautiful chick inside a Burqa or Hijab. I am disappointed that there are very few Palestinian cam models. Once you go Palestinian, you can never get enough. There is so much of Allah’s secret marvel hidden inside each of those bulky hijabs.

Last but not the least, advise for today to young and inexperienced men is that hairy pussies don’t only smell or look better than their shaved counterparts, but they even feel warmer, so keep looking for a horny hairy pussy and reading this marvelous blog.

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My date with this stunner GILF I met on XNXX went unbelievably well

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I used to believe that all those comments by the female members on the XNXX and other free tube porn websites were fake until I set up a date with this curvaceous GILF in my own city once, who claimed to be a grandmother of 12 kids to me, apart from being a mother of 3 sons, each of whom was married and had at least one child of himself. I didn’t care much about any of that while she was telling me all that gibberish, I had already checked that both her pussyhole and asshole were still fucking tight. All that I hated was the fact that she didn’t have a daughter of her own, otherwise, I would have tried to have a threesome with both mother and daughter at a time, it would really have been something out of a porn video which that old lady cannot get enough of watching.

The old lady told me that she is extremely frank with all her 3 sons and each of them tells his crazy real-life sexual adventure, sexual issues, etc, to her.

On my second date with her, she told me that the wife of one of her sons suffers with a POIS (Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome), which is rare in men and extremely rare in women. Although she suffers with this POIS thing, she can never get enough of sex. The only time when she doesn’t feel the effect of POIS is when she is sexually aroused, and hence, to never feel bad, she keeps her pussy wet all the time. She also squirts 8 out of 10 times on an average if she has something warm in her pussy for over 10 minutes.

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I fuck my real-life sex dolls while watching Indonesian Porn and Sensational Sherri of WWF

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I personally believe that by the end of the financial year 2025, the slang terms juggs, boobs, tits, etc, will become mainstream words for the breasts that have gone through the implants, in other words, are fake, and the term ‘breasts’ would be used to refer to all-natural breasts, be it me on a male, female or hermaphrodite. I also believe that there will be separate beauty contests for women with all-natural breasts and the women with the fake assets (breasts, buttocks, lips); And I also believe that the number of contests that will feature women with fake assets will far surpass the natural ones by 7:1.

I believe that the sex doll industry is going to grow multi-fold by 2025, and that’s the reason why I have been stocking up sex dolls with my savings each year instead of putting money in the bank. I was planning to sell many of these sex dolls on the eBay and that was before eBay US allowed the listings for the sex dolls. But now I am really disappointed by the fact that the eBay doesn’t allow the listings for the sex dolls at all.

Did I ever tell you on this blog of mine that I have been working very hard to create sex dolls that will age like regular human beings? My friends and my girlfriend have been telling me that it is not possible to create such a thing and I am just wasting my time, but they are only making me more determined and committed. Looking at their skepticism and pessimism has only been making me more certain why nobody other than myself has been able to come up with such a thing yet.

My first crush ever was the Sherri Martel aka Sensational Sherry of the WWF. I didn’t have an idea that she had some Indonesian blood in her. I have been watching Indonesian porn (bokep indo) since the day I learnt that fact to see more gorgeous women similar to my first love – The Sensational Sherri.

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Hire World-Class Strippers for Bachelor Parties

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I remember how back in the 2000s, online stripper agencies used to have hundreds of rules and limitations regarding almost everything, but nowadays, due to the extensive competition, they almost don’t have any.

One thing that has remained the same for the American strippers agency over the years is that they have never let dull women to be a part of them. Another thing that has remained the same about the strippers and the stripper agencies in the US is that they still treat each client of theirs like they are a queen/king.

A friend of mine who runs a strippers agency of his own in California told me that Santa male strippers made millions this year with thousands of bachelor party strippers party taking place all over the world in 2019.

I have a millionaire friend who is still in his 20s. He has replaced his porn addiction with strippers addiction and he is completely happy with it. He is married and his wife knows very well about this addiction of his and she is perfectly okay with it. She is happy that her husband comes home hard after watching a strip dance of some sexy woman.

I personally believe that the scientists will soon find out about the benefits of watching strip dance. It increases hormonal levels, increases dopamine and serotonin, helps alleviate stress and depression, increases metabolism and has many other benefits.

It was never so easy to hire world-class strippers ever before. World-class strippers are just a click away now.

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A Staggering Percentage of Pro-Wrestlers regularly enjoy Swinger Sex, claims this friend of mine from Mississauga

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I have a very strange friend who never gets tired of repeating that a man cannot be considered a ‘real man’ until and unless he starts hating his father. Well, I do not quite agree with him on this statement of his, but I do agree with him on that he believes and hopes that perhaps over the coming years, we will return to the times when the interest and indulgence in sex would be considered something sacred and there will not be an ugly institution that goes by the name ‘traditional monogamous marriage’, which kills the greatest joy out of common men and women’s lives.

This friend of mine claims to know several pro-wrestlers and he really shocked me, when he told me that 60% of the modern pro-wrestlers that he knows belong to the LGBT community and roughly about 80% of those regularly indulge in swinger sex.

He claims to have spent over 5 million US Dollars on female escorts till date. I myself have spent hundreds of thousands on escorts till date, but 5 million is really staggering. He told me that it is because he only enjoys celebrity sex, in other words, he hires only celebrity escorts.

This friend of mine believes that the homo sapiens sapiens evolved from the snakes, not the apes, and that Adam and Eve’s story of eating the apple and being convinced by the snake to do it against the God’s will tries to prove that the modern human evolved from a snake. I don’t believe him on this either.

He also believes in antisemitic conspiracy theories. He claims that the top Zionists’ extraordinary mental capabilities come from their indulgence in tantric/non-ejaculatory sex, which has been a common practice among the Khazars (Ashkenazi Jews) since the time immemorial.

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My Sikh girlfriend keeps kissing my neck while I fuck my sex doll in the missionary position

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I just created some slang idioms that I would love to share with you all:-

 

  • A Syren De Mer in Nun’s clothing.
  • A beautiful naked women in your bed is worth more than all the women combined in the entire world.
  • A little chastity is a dangerous thing.
  • Slut to others, to herself a nun.
  • Horny women love to bite unless you ride them like a kite.

I don’t know if you are aware of the fact that more female college students than ever before now do cam modeling to make an extra buck. Just this month, I saw a popular model who was featured in one of the most popular British toothpaste brand’s advertisement on a live sex cam website whose name I am not going to disclose here.

My current girlfriend is a Kathak dancer belonging to a Sikh Indian family. She performs naked for me before every sex session, she is jeweled during that time though. She claims that bathing in the River Ganges of India increases sexual libido of both men and women and alleviates all sorts of sexual ailments as well excluding HIV and Syphilis. She claims that her ex-boyfriend whom she dated while studying at a college in India, got rid of his foot fetish permanently after taking a bath in the River Ganges.

She really has great arguments against pro-monogamous people and she lets me fuck my mini sex doll in front of her eyes, lying naked in the same bed and grabbing my ass and kissing my neck from behind while I fuck my sex doll in the missionary position.

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A sloppy blowjob is better than any other form of sexual experience in my arrogant opinion

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I really cannot forget what once a Jewish Rabbi told me. He said to me that if a man or a woman maintains negative thoughts regarding sex and sexuality, they are going to have negative thoughts while having sex and not going to enjoy it at all ever, but if they maintain positive thoughts regarding sexuality, they are going to have positive thoughts while having sex, they are going to enjoy sex thoroughly, he further added that there is no way that a human being can escape the sexuality at all; it is a part of life and those who have negative thoughts regarding it, have as much of it as their sex-positive counterparts, if not more. He then added “Take Rasputin as an example.”

I have used over 200 different lubes belonging to over 100 different brands, but let me tell you that there is no better lube than your own or your woman’s spit and it comes without any sort of side-effect at all, that’s one reason why I prefer a sloppy blowjob over any other form of sex.

If you are a young virgin male who is new to the women game, then let me tell you something and that is that the more optimistic an adult virgin male is about getting a pussy, the more mother nature tortures him. Here is another tip for you – the more bashful a woman is in public, the more horny and sensual she is in the bed.

If you are interested in getting married, then here is a tip for you – always have an atheist mistress but a religious wife.

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