A hotel is no hotel if they don’t allow escorts, hence most of the hotels across the globe do not even deserve to be called hotels. Hence, I am planning to build the world’s first hotel which would be managed by the escorts, where the chefs would be escorts, the room service would be an escort, the security guards would be gigolos, this hotel is going to be the best thing to have ever happened to the hotel industry.
One of my friends who is a lot like a conspiracy theorist, told me that the Ex-President of the United States – Bill Clinton, really wanted to call a national crusade against sexual oppression and implement some foolproof laws so that nobody could sexually oppress again.
Although Bill Clinton couldn’t go on such national crusade because he was busy getting BJs all the time from his own secretary. His thoughts and ideas have really left an imprint not only on the American society, but throughout the world, and who could have imagined back when he was the President of the United States that there would be high quality free porn available all over the internet by the financial year 2020.
This amateur conspiracy theorist friend of mine claims that it is a myth that you can impress girls with your French/Italian/Romanian, whatever accent. He says that it is nothing but a hype created by the mainstream (government controlled) media to make the people busy working on their accents all the time, so that they could deflect our focus from the real news and other happenings around the world, like the USA and Russia killing the Syrians, creating ISIS or using Kim Jong-Un as a part of their containment of China policy.
There is this friend of mine who has worked as a cameraman for the WCW Monday Nitro and WWE RAW in the past, who claims that the Live Monday Night RAW has become a pick-up place more than anything else, not just for the pro-wrestlers like it has always been, but also for the guys in the audience.
He named his daughter ‘Chastity’ expecting that she will grow up to become a pious and pure lady like the ‘Virgin Mary’ after growing up, but the reality is, it is harder to find out a bigger slut than her in the entire neighborhood. He regularly jerks-off to the incest porn to ease off this pain of his and it really works like a charm.
He is married to an Amazon woman who is 6 feet 8 inches tall. He says that no matter what the weather is up there, she always makes it warm for herself and him down there. She also used to work as a Margao escort back in her younger days when she lived in Goa, India.
His Amazon wife loves to fuck in the shower but he hates it. The only time he likes to make love in the shower is when he is a bit drunk, which he is quite often.
He claims to have studied a lot of Hinduism and as per his observations, the Hindu God ‘Shiva’ is more of a sex god than anything else. He jokes that he is not the god of death but rather a god of a dick’s life.
My friend is a firm believer of the notion that every man’s dick physically dies out one day, but the fragrance of the pussies that it enjoyed while it was alive always lives.He also has a couple of ideas for the other men and women to confirm this fact which are dirty enough to be mentioned even on adult blog like this one.
I have no idea about how many of you have heard the ancient Hindu myth where the God of all Hindu Gods – Mahadeva aka Shiva aka Shankar slays the head of his own son whom he wasn’t even familiar with until then. The Hindu God Shiva didn’t even know that Ganesha was his own son and the story of the birth of that fat boy Ganesha is even more fun. Ganesha was born out of the mud on his mother Parvati’s body and the mud on his mother was enough to give birth to a fat adult. I guess he saw his mother naked as well as soon as he was born and that’s when his dick get instantly erected and his mother Parvati was more than happy to suck and ride on it as she was an ever-horny bitch who would fuck other gods all the time in absence of Shiva and fucking the virgin son of her own was a fantasy that she couldn’t resist to turn into a reality.
Legends have it that Parvati was deepthroating the huge fat cock of young Ganesha with her huge natural milky white tits popping out when Shiva arrived right at the venue where all that was taking place and slayed the head of his own horny son – Ganesha. When Shiva slayed the head of Ganesha, Parvati’s teeth bit Ganesha’s dick in a shock and that’s when Parvati got the excuse that she wasn’t sucking the dick of her own son but was rather giving him the ayurvedic treatment on his dick through her mouth. Shiva then asked her that where all the precum in her mouth came from and why is she all naked. Then she made up the story that the precum in fact was a lotion given to her by an Indian vaid and the vaid also told her that the lotion would only work if it is in the mouth of an all-naked woman.
Shiva then instantly started feeling guilty and arranged a head of elephant whom he himself fucked while meditating in the Jungles as the head of his newborn yet adult horny son – Ganesha. It has been millions of years since this incidence took place and the Ganesha has been in such a shock ever since that he never dared fuck any woman since the incidence took place and believes only in self-serving watching MILF porn. You can verify this fact through the Hindu scriptures. Ganesha is still a bachelor; He hasn’t had an elephant or a human ass ever since his father slayed his head for having sex with his own momma.
After decades of fucking around, I have come to the conclusion that both asthmatic men and women have a low libido while those with the Schizophrenia and ADHD are just the opposite. It is a worth complimenting fact though that the Luxury Escort Agencies of the world always make sure that none of their escorts suffer with any sort of mental, psychological, physical or attitude disease.
I was in Sao Paulo last month, like always I got the best quality of escorts in Sao Paulo (Acompanhantes em São Paulo). They had blondes, brunettes, Russians, BBWs, athletic women, you name it, all at this one most favorite agency of mine.
I also met a man in Sao Paulo during this trip who sells a unique sexually stimulating hot dog at his van. I ate those hot dogs as much as I could as long as I was there. Those hot dogs are highly recommended for anyone who suffers with any sort of erectile dysfunction and even when that’s not the case, wants to be at the top of his game.
I have been interested in the global politics lately and I might sound like a conspiracy theorist when I say that the number of the Russian nuclear weapons is highly exaggerated and I doubt that the Russia has been selling nuclear weapons secretly to other smaller nations including its own so-called neighboring enemy countries, namely, Siberia and Ukraine.
And I sound like a medical specialist or broscientist, when I claim that people who are generally sensitive to a different are least prone to showing sensitivity or other symptoms to the viagra.
it is always better to have a hyperactive small dick than a big one that finds it hard to get erect and that’s where stuff like Acheter Vardenafil 20 mg comes into picture.
For women, it is always better to have sensitive small boobs than having non-sensitive huge ones.
I have had fun with women belonging to several different nationalities and I have come to the conclusion that the Croat and French women have the most sensitive nipples.
I recently came across a Swede woman who told me that she was raped by some strangers and a cousin when she was only 19. I could tell her with certainty that the rapist didn’t take Acheter Vardenafil, because those who take that pill, never have to commit rape, women are attracted to them like a lioness to a huge lion with a huge mane.
I believe that both the precum and the sperm have enough energy to create stronger bombs than the atom bomb, the scientists haven’t just been able to find the right method to create one.
I lived in Bosnia for a couple of years and I was amazed to see that most of the pimps in Bosnia were the husbands of the prostitutes.
I believe that the foremost reason why Bosnia couidn’t progress and/or develop like its neighbors is the fact that there is not much sexual liberation in the country. Just like myself, most other men and women who believe in free-sex have noticed the positive connection between a nation’s progress and its sexual liberation.
I don’t agree with Islam at all, but I love the fact that they aren’t as sexually oppressive as their Christian counterparts. Even Prophet Muhammad used to fuck like crazy and all his wives loved him for that, just like many of his slaves.
I recently came across this gynecologist on a Discord chat server, who told me that the natural big breasts of a beautiful woman, no matter which race and color she belongs to, oozes a specific fragrance, which is so sexy to a real man full of testosterone that he can die for it. He claims to have been trying to create a perfume for a while now, which mimics the very same smell.
This gynecologist sounded like a troll to me, when he said in the ‘Lobby’ of that Discord server that his wife loves to eat apples and oranges and he himself loves to eat bananas. She doubts that he is a bisexual and he doubts that she is a bisexual and when she shows no interest in any sexual activity with himself, he tends to doubt that she is a lesbian.
I have been spending a lot of time reading reviews for the adult products and websites lately, especially Imlive reviews and reading the same, I have come to the conclusion that you cannot name a Highest Common Factor among the whores, but they have several common Prime Factors.
I believe that the idea to the inventor of the smartphone to create the same when he found it hard to find an escort or have a sex chat while he was in a remote area with no computer.
I wonder all the time if the governments of the nations around the world arranged sex championships just like they do wrestling, shooting, etc, I would be a gold medalist each year and I am not bragging or showing-off here.
I have an Indian-American Urologist friend from Minnesota who is married to an ‘All-American-Woman’, who looks just like the Italian-American Pornstar – Alura Jenson. Each time I meet her or see her picture/video, I am automatically inclined to watch an Alura Jenson video and jerk-off to it for at least an hour. I am an edging freak and each time I jerk-off for only 60 minutes, there is no way that I am cumming, I like to save up my seed and intensify the pleasure simultaneously.
This Urologist friend of mine claims that the Gujarati people of India are most likely to get urological diseases, mainly the erectile dysfunction and others, which are mainly attributed to smoking cigarettes, whereas they are a community, the members of which are least likely to smoke the cigarette. He attributes most of the urological diseases that the Gujarati people, mainly the men, suffer with in general, to their lack of sex drive and sexual activity.
He always says that it is a pity that many patients that come to him to get treated for the erectile dysfunction, don’t open up about the issues that they face on a daily basis or their sex life.
He is also a bit of a historian who claims that a great deal of the tribe of Issachar got killed by the Assyrians and that’s one reason why there are so few of them, even after they intermarried a lot in the past, do it in the present and are likely to do it even more in the future.
My urologist friend is a big fan of the live sex cam chat models and websites and he is also responsible for writing the longest ever evaluation of livejasmin till date.
Do you know that the Korean women are as great in bed as the Korean cars? They are also low maintenance just like the Korean cars.
Also, do you know that the children born to people who are not as much sexually active are inferior in almost every aspect to the kids born to the parents who are very sexually active? I myself was always suspicious about it, but now I know this with 100% certainty and for that very reason, I am not going to waste a day without sex, so that I can have the healthiest babies possible, I am not doing this for my pleasure, but rather for my to-be-born babies.
I am going to indulge in Swinger Sex just like you would see in an Amateur Swinger Porn movie.
I am going to marry a nasty woman and that’s for sure. She sure would be more interested than myself to indulge in some Swinger Sex and if you have already tried some Swinger Sex ever, then you already know that once you enjoy some Swinger Sex, there’s no going back.
I don’t know if you have seen the video that I made go viral as my part of effort against the Cynophobia. The video featured a guy who fed his teacup dog with viagra and the dog died as a result. I was sent the video through Whatsapp by someone I am well familiar with. I then made the video go viral through several different platforms, including this very blog of mine and it really worked the way it was supposed to, the Cynophobic is behind the bars now.
I have a very good friend from Denver, Colorado, whose granddad once came to Hyderabad, India, as a sex tourist. He was so enthusiastic about banging pussies belonging to different colors, races and religions of India, but only after a couple of days, he lost all his libido all of a sudden. He blames the Indian food for the same, especially Biryani, although he is still a bit confused about what exactly it was. He also thinks that it may be the atmosphere of India, the weather, he still is not certain. He is 78 now and regularly jacks off watching live sex on Chaturbate cams.
This friend of mine never gets tired of repeating that the people have been focusing a lot on the reliability of their cars a lot lately but are very less concerned about the reliability of their spouses and that’s the reason why we have been seeing so many divorces lately.
He has his own sex related blog, very similar to mine, where he once mentioned that the tall men should marry tall women, petite and women must marry men that are tiny as well, so that their marriage doesn’t fall apart in the future. He claims that small dicks cannot satisfy the pussy of a tall woman and vice versa. He also quoted a couple of Bible verses to justify his claim.
His own wife with whom he had an open marriage is a 4’11” tall 36 year old woman, who he claims can take dick as long as 13 inches up her ass with an ease. He has mentioned about this a couple of times or maybe more on his blog, with a clarification each time that she is a special one.
One of my very good friends, who owns a relocation service in the Kansas city, is also a conspiracy theorist, who told me that Martin Luther was the real Dajjal, he believes that he was the man who was really responsible for both the World Wars that took place in the early part of this century and he is also going to be responsible for the upcoming World War 3, which he believes is going to be the ‘Real Armageddon’ or ‘Malhama‘.
The funny thing is that this friend of mine himself was born in a practicing Protestant family.
He also believes that Martin Luther was more sexually pervert in private than the Russian Rasputin. He adds that the libido of Martin Luther wasn’t even half of that of Rasputin, and his dick was always half-erect but never full, Martin Luther had a lot more ass than Rasputin.
He claims that even as a theology professor, Martin Luther used to prey on both young men and women. He claims that the main motivation behind Martin Luther’s working as a professor of theology was to fuck these young men and women. He adds that Martin Luther didn’t ever care about what kind of mental, physical, spiritual or psychological pain these young men and women went through when he preyed on them, he was only bothered about his own sexual pleasure.
He claims that whenever some young female student of Martin Luther looked down, he automatically presumed that she was looking at his limp package, which in his own eyes, was the best ever.
He jokes that if Martin Luther were born in this era, he would do nothing else but kept his lube ready and jerk off to the AsianSexDiary all the time.
Did I ever tell you that my late grandmother dated the Greatest Boxer of all times – Muhammad Ali. She would always tell us teenagers how freak of a man Muhammad Ali used to be and how he got the best of his women all the time. He really loved the poontang more than he loved the boxing, at least that of my grandmother.
One of my personal observations over the decades of my highly sexual lifestyle is that women who use weird and cheap body deodorants are strange, weird in bed. My grandmother always used such deodorants, so I don’t know what to think exactly of her here. Anyways, did I ever tell you that my grandmother also loved to make love to the busty lesbians other than men. Her most favorite novel ever was the Spring Fire by Marijane Meaker and she wasn’t ashamed to admit that she used to fap looking at the cover picture on the novel.
My grandmother also loved Belinda Carlisle and her songs. She agreed with Belinda Carlisle when she said “Heaven is a Place on Earth”.
I travel to Indonesia a lot, and let me tell you something which you may already be well-aware of and that is – Indonesians aren’t only gambling addicts, they are sex addicts as well. They love sex, under those hijabs are marvelous bodies that are always willing and eager to be exposed and explored. You just have to know the art of getting there. After all, knowledge is not only good, it is necessary if you want to enjoy a happy sex life.
I have a very good friend from Goa, India, who owns a theme restaurant by the Candolim beach. This friend of mine loves Iranian women, to an extent that although several stunners from Eurasian countries and Russia are available to enjoy escort services in all over Goa, he would look for Iranian escorts, only to see disappointment and ending up jerking off to a Moms Bang Teens video.
He is too excited about the Stepmom porns 2020 and believes that the porn industry is going to create better content than they have ever before, as now they have better cameras, better overall production systems, better looking women and an extremely supportive audience which is not narrow-minded as its peers.
This friend of mine claims that several Fortune 500 companies want to enter the sex doll industry but they are confused because they don’t want to lose their reputation and that’s where some corporation, which is already a major player in the porn industry is going to come and steal the show, and take the profits all for themselves.
Last week, I wrote a parody song to the ‘Collection of Stamps’ by I am from Barcelona, which I named ‘Collection of Sex Dolls’ and I want to share it with you all here:-
And I have got one from Spain and two from Japan
I got a couple that look like Naughty America Pornstars and some that look like they are from Scoreland
I screw them while I watch MILF Porns 2020 from Czech Republic but never some porn from Sudan
Did you know that I am telling everyone that I have been saving my sexual fluids for my future who I don’t even know
And they all seem to believe it just like the followers of OSHO
I don’t know if you know this already, but some of the finest female escorts are found in the Eurasian Steppe, where most locals cannot even afford money to spend some private time with these stunning chicks even in their dreams, although they dream about these chicks all the time almost every night. Welcome to Asia! Where the good times, good things, good gadgets, everything good is for the limited few. If you haven’t ever been there, I recommend that you don’t visit Europe on vacations this time, but rather Eurasia.
And if you are willing to visit Eastern Europe these vacations, I would suggest that you visit Bosnia. Not just to see its culture, heritage, differences, etc, but to enjoy some Bosnian women as well. Only a man who has spent some good private time with a Bosnian beauty in the bed knows how good they really are. I really wish if the nation wasn’t a highly religious one, so that their women could showcase their skills, enthusiasm and naked bodies to everyone in the world like the Czech and Latin women have been doing for decades.
I have said this before and I say this now, that those who lash out on sexual passion, lash out on the most beautiful activity invented by the god. All these guys who pretend to be so chaste and pious in the public, watch tattoo girls sex videos in the private.
At last, I would like to give an advice you to you young and inexperienced guys like I often do. And that is, lowering your vocal pitch if you have a high pitched voice is only going to make you look stupid and ruin your game with the women. You can befool some men like that but forget that you can befool a woman that way, women know a real low-pitched voice when they hear one.
The quality of a man’s sperm talks more about his overall health than anything else, including hair. It is a stupid notion that is being spread lately that you can tell about a man or woman’s overall health by the health of their hair, which is an absolute baloney.
I have a doctor friend who tells me that farmers have the highest sperm count and the wrestlers have the best sperm quality. I couldn’t care less because I am never going to have kids, in other words, I am never going to have a daughter of my own, for whom I would require this information. But if I did have any, I would make sure that my son-in-law had the best quality sperm possible.
While in the college, I had a friend who was unbelievably desperate to lose his virginity. He would jerk off all he could to his favorite lingerie porn and donate all his sperm to the sperm bank, to be able to collect enough money to get himself a street hooker with the money he made that way.
I recently talked to this friend of mine. He is a happily married man who told me that he is going to train his son personally for 4 weeks before he actually starts dating girls. In the college, this friend of mine used to claim to me that he is going to remain celibate all his life.
Nobody has got anything on Czech pornstars, adult models or cam girls. They are simply the best. I have been looking for nothing but Czech chicks whenever I visit a porn website, live sex cam chat website or when I want to see some girl wearing skimpy clothes on the Youtube. Czech babes are plenty on Livejasmin and the Alternatives to LiveJasmin.
I am amazed to see the great number of Israeli cam models on different live sex cam websites lately. One of my friends who also happens to be a conspiracy theorist, claims that all these women are Mossad agents who have been looking for preys for their different agendas. Although I believe many of his conspiracy theories, I do not agree with this one at all, even if it is true, those women cannot make me a prey of them, because I am of no use other than fucking and I would love those pretty MILFs to use me for what I am great at and the only thing that I am great at.
Like planets, men orbit around beautiful women and a real man can sense a beautiful chick inside a Burqa or Hijab. I am disappointed that there are very few Palestinian cam models. Once you go Palestinian, you can never get enough. There is so much of Allah’s secret marvel hidden inside each of those bulky hijabs.
Last but not the least, advise for today to young and inexperienced men is that hairy pussies don’t only smell or look better than their shaved counterparts, but they even feel warmer, so keep looking for a horny hairy pussy and reading this marvelous blog.
I used to believe that all those comments by the female members on the XNXX and other free tube porn websites were fake until I set up a date with this curvaceous GILF in my own city once, who claimed to be a grandmother of 12 kids to me, apart from being a mother of 3 sons, each of whom was married and had at least one child of himself. I didn’t care much about any of that while she was telling me all that gibberish, I had already checked that both her pussyhole and asshole were still fucking tight. All that I hated was the fact that she didn’t have a daughter of her own, otherwise, I would have tried to have a threesome with both mother and daughter at a time, it would really have been something out of a porn video which that old lady cannot get enough of watching.
The old lady told me that she is extremely frank with all her 3 sons and each of them tells his crazy real-life sexual adventure, sexual issues, etc, to her.
On my second date with her, she told me that the wife of one of her sons suffers with a POIS (Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome), which is rare in men and extremely rare in women. Although she suffers with this POIS thing, she can never get enough of sex. The only time when she doesn’t feel the effect of POIS is when she is sexually aroused, and hence, to never feel bad, she keeps her pussy wet all the time. She also squirts 8 out of 10 times on an average if she has something warm in her pussy for over 10 minutes.
I personally believe that by the end of the financial year 2025, the slang terms juggs, boobs, tits, etc, will become mainstream words for the breasts that have gone through the implants, in other words, are fake, and the term ‘breasts’ would be used to refer to all-natural breasts, be it me on a male, female or hermaphrodite. I also believe that there will be separate beauty contests for women with all-natural breasts and the women with the fake assets (breasts, buttocks, lips); And I also believe that the number of contests that will feature women with fake assets will far surpass the natural ones by 7:1.
I believe that the sex doll industry is going to grow multi-fold by 2025, and that’s the reason why I have been stocking up sex dolls with my savings each year instead of putting money in the bank. I was planning to sell many of these sex dolls on the eBay and that was before eBay US allowed the listings for the sex dolls. But now I am really disappointed by the fact that the eBay doesn’t allow the listings for the sex dolls at all.
Did I ever tell you on this blog of mine that I have been working very hard to create sex dolls that will age like regular human beings? My friends and my girlfriend have been telling me that it is not possible to create such a thing and I am just wasting my time, but they are only making me more determined and committed. Looking at their skepticism and pessimism has only been making me more certain why nobody other than myself has been able to come up with such a thing yet.
My first crush ever was the Sherri Martel aka Sensational Sherry of the WWF. I didn’t have an idea that she had some Indonesian blood in her. I have been watching Indonesian porn (bokep indo) since the day I learnt that fact to see more gorgeous women similar to my first love – The Sensational Sherri.
I remember how back in the 2000s, online stripper agencies used to have hundreds of rules and limitations regarding almost everything, but nowadays, due to the extensive competition, they almost don’t have any.
One thing that has remained the same for the American strippers agency over the years is that they have never let dull women to be a part of them. Another thing that has remained the same about the strippers and the stripper agencies in the US is that they still treat each client of theirs like they are a queen/king.
A friend of mine who runs a strippers agency of his own in California told me that Santa male strippers made millions this year with thousands of bachelor party strippers party taking place all over the world in 2019.
I have a millionaire friend who is still in his 20s. He has replaced his porn addiction with strippers addiction and he is completely happy with it. He is married and his wife knows very well about this addiction of his and she is perfectly okay with it. She is happy that her husband comes home hard after watching a strip dance of some sexy woman.
I personally believe that the scientists will soon find out about the benefits of watching strip dance. It increases hormonal levels, increases dopamine and serotonin, helps alleviate stress and depression, increases metabolism and has many other benefits.
It was never so easy to hire world-class strippers ever before. World-class strippers are just a click away now.
I have a very strange friend who never gets tired of repeating that a man cannot be considered a ‘real man’ until and unless he starts hating his father. Well, I do not quite agree with him on this statement of his, but I do agree with him on that he believes and hopes that perhaps over the coming years, we will return to the times when the interest and indulgence in sex would be considered something sacred and there will not be an ugly institution that goes by the name ‘traditional monogamous marriage’, which kills the greatest joy out of common men and women’s lives.
This friend of mine claims to know several pro-wrestlers and he really shocked me, when he told me that 60% of the modern pro-wrestlers that he knows belong to the LGBT community and roughly about 80% of those regularly indulge in swinger sex.
He claims to have spent over 5 million US Dollars on female escorts till date. I myself have spent hundreds of thousands on escorts till date, but 5 million is really staggering. He told me that it is because he only enjoys celebrity sex, in other words, he hires only celebrity escorts.
This friend of mine believes that the homo sapiens sapiens evolved from the snakes, not the apes, and that Adam and Eve’s story of eating the apple and being convinced by the snake to do it against the God’s will tries to prove that the modern human evolved from a snake. I don’t believe him on this either.
He also believes in antisemitic conspiracy theories. He claims that the top Zionists’ extraordinary mental capabilities come from their indulgence in tantric/non-ejaculatory sex, which has been a common practice among the Khazars (Ashkenazi Jews) since the time immemorial.
I just created some slang idioms that I would love to share with you all:-
- A Syren De Mer in Nun’s clothing.
- A beautiful naked women in your bed is worth more than all the women combined in the entire world.
- A little chastity is a dangerous thing.
- Slut to others, to herself a nun.
- Horny women love to bite unless you ride them like a kite.
I don’t know if you are aware of the fact that more female college students than ever before now do cam modeling to make an extra buck. Just this month, I saw a popular model who was featured in one of the most popular British toothpaste brand’s advertisement on a live sex cam website whose name I am not going to disclose here.
My current girlfriend is a Kathak dancer belonging to a Sikh Indian family. She performs naked for me before every sex session, she is jeweled during that time though. She claims that bathing in the River Ganges of India increases sexual libido of both men and women and alleviates all sorts of sexual ailments as well excluding HIV and Syphilis. She claims that her ex-boyfriend whom she dated while studying at a college in India, got rid of his foot fetish permanently after taking a bath in the River Ganges.
She really has great arguments against pro-monogamous people and she lets me fuck my mini sex doll in front of her eyes, lying naked in the same bed and grabbing my ass and kissing my neck from behind while I fuck my sex doll in the missionary position.
I really cannot forget what once a Jewish Rabbi told me. He said to me that if a man or a woman maintains negative thoughts regarding sex and sexuality, they are going to have negative thoughts while having sex and not going to enjoy it at all ever, but if they maintain positive thoughts regarding sexuality, they are going to have positive thoughts while having sex, they are going to enjoy sex thoroughly, he further added that there is no way that a human being can escape the sexuality at all; it is a part of life and those who have negative thoughts regarding it, have as much of it as their sex-positive counterparts, if not more. He then added “Take Rasputin as an example.”
I have used over 200 different lubes belonging to over 100 different brands, but let me tell you that there is no better lube than your own or your woman’s spit and it comes without any sort of side-effect at all, that’s one reason why I prefer a sloppy blowjob over any other form of sex.
If you are a young virgin male who is new to the women game, then let me tell you something and that is that the more optimistic an adult virgin male is about getting a pussy, the more mother nature tortures him. Here is another tip for you – the more bashful a woman is in public, the more horny and sensual she is in the bed.
If you are interested in getting married, then here is a tip for you – always have an atheist mistress but a religious wife.
I have been getting these strange urges to eat Indian sweets after making out more than 2 times in a day. I never had such urges before no matter how many times I made out.
My current fuckbuddy is a bisexual cougar who is always logged into one of those ee chatrooms for lesbians whenever I am away. She also has a thing for the older men. She once dated a friend of her uncle when she was still a teen. He was the one who took her virginity. She laughs that the 52 year old man never could last longer than 5 minutes, whether it was a vaginal or oral sex.
This fuckbuddy of mine always keeps on telling me that the women prefer a donkey in the bed over a horse, i.e., a man who would do all the hard-work.
Me and my fuckbuddy both believe that moderation in sex is as bad as the abstinence for health.
She had a sexual relationship with many female lesbian and bisexual doctors in the past, and she claims that the doctor pussies are dime a dozen if you know where to look.
Here is a poem that I recently wrote dedicated to this fuckbuddy of mine:-
“Her ass is round,
With a peculiar fragrance all around,
And spinning on its axis,
Round and round.
There are tits, ass and others,
And all these organs,,
Of our soulmates are ours.
Our lovely ladies are full of wonders,
And the men who don’t respect them are doing blunders.”
John is the son of a strict catholic owner of a chocolate company. This dad of John is such a strict catholic that he rejected a million dollar order from a company that manufactures condoms. This company wanted John’s dad’s company to dip their condoms in chocolate to give those a chocolate flavor.
John is not like dad although he acts catholic in front of his dad. John claims that the catholics have always been against the sexuality because heavy indulgence in sex and sexuality opens up a part of the brain that makes us a genius. John says that he has personally observed that the farm animals are far more intelligent than their non-farm counterparts. John believes that the zealous god Yahweh’s greatest fear was human beings’ attachment to sex because he knew that the human beings could become geniuses if they started embracing sexuality.
John loves to watch pornography and his most favorite pornstar of all time is Alexis Fawx. John fell in love with her on the first sight. Although, John loves Alexis Fawx movies so much, he says that Alexis Fawx would look at least ten times better with blue eyes, imagine her coming all naked with blue eyes in a snowy area.
John says that all his semen maybe self produced but it all belongs to Alexis and Bangla Choti Kahini.
John is amazed that the Score group hasn’t cast Alexis Fawx for any of their movies yet, John says that they must be crazy for not casting Alexis. It sounds like a warning when he says that either the Score group starts casting Alexis Fawx for whatever money she asks for or they should limit themselves to ‘naturally busty women’.
Hunter Lindsay doesn’t like women with plump ass and that should be evident from his obsession with Alexis Fawx. He is one of the very few Alexis Fawx fans that prefer Alexis with blonde hair over black.
Hunter is an analyst at a multinational independent investment bank and financial services company. He used to be a Muslin business owner but the business had to be shut down due to increasing losses and Hunter received such a great trauma out of it that he was not willing to get into his business again.
Hunter claims that he has become hypersexual since he recently met a road accident. He jacks off to the same Alexis Fawx movie all the time and is on a ever-lasting quest for how to make jerking off better, all the time.
One of Hunter’s best friends – Jim is an ex-porn cameraman who claims that he used to cum many times in his pants while shooting the movie. He says that it is a real tough job to shoot a porn movie. He says that he paid a couple of times to the pornstar to blow him.
Jim claims that he knows a softcore porn actress that used to work so badly in hardcore movies but never did due to the family pressure and threat of divorce from her husband.
Jim believes that pornstars should be given more respect than most professionals. He claims that the porn movies and pornstars have saved more women from getting raped than one can imagine.
Jim says that he has been thinking about starting a political party that will only have pornstars as the candidates led by himself – the cameraman. I wonder what he would name it – The Pussycan Party.
One of my best friends is a car lover who loves to make car related analogies all the time, he says that a stiff cock for a woman means a great ride and he is extremely proud of his stiff and almost always hard cock just like he is of his car collection.
The one and only brother of this dude lost both his testicles in a motorcycle accident and since then he has been giving his brother’s wife great rides on his almost always stiff cock. She is glad that her husband lost both his testicles otherwise she couldn’t enjoy this dude’s long, hard and thick cock all the time.
He is so horny all the time that when he doesn’t have a woman around, he starts fucking his hand watching videos on his favorite anal videos tube website.
This dude believes in the Taoist Sexual Practices, especially the ones taught by Mantak Chia. He believes that while having sex, male partner releases more energy than the female and they both absorb each other’s energies, which means that having regular sex makes women physically, mentally and emotionally better in all aspects but men lose their mental, physical and emotional strength a bit but they make up for it with the positive anti-depressant hormones that they release by having sex.
He has also been dating this wealthy and busty female escort who owns and lives in a 2000 meter bungalow in a prime area and she lets him fuck her all the time for free. This dude is a lucky bastard and sometimes in envy, I pray to god that he also loses both his testicles in a road accident just like his brother but I feel guilty after praying so.
Have you ever heard this before that men and women with visible tail bones are great fucks? I never had an idea until I went through this gravure download website. I have quite become familiar with the woman who posted this ever sine I read this post, she is an escort who claims that she has been escorting for the past 5 years and her husband doesn’t even have an idea about it yet.
I have seen over 100 pictures of her and she looks stunning. She is big, tall, with a great smile and she is a bisexual just like myself. I really hope that me and my wife will some day have the opportunity to have a threesome with this beauty. She told me that she started escorting on the Christmas Eve.
She loves to flirt with me online and she says that she thinks I am very intelligent and according to her, intelligent men are smoking hot in bed.
To be honest, this housewife escort reminds me of a random chick that I fucked once when I was out of my city. She loved to juggle her boobs and I cannot forget the scene when she was stroking my cock as I was deep kissing her. She was an interior designer by profession and I really felt with her like it was my honeymoon. She made unique moans that I never heard before and she was wearing the same colored lingerie as her bedsheet making the already revealed parts of her body more visible along with that pretty face.
She had a collection of condoms of different brands and flavors at that time and she told me that she is always buying new condoms as a hobby and she also fingers her ass and pussy with a condom worn on her finger.
The most peculiar thing about this kinky and freaky beauty was her long neck with very big breasts.
Once my ex-girlfriend caught me banging her housemaid, she didn’t yell at me or even interrupted us but after I was done ejaculating inside her housemaid, she told me that I could jack-off to porn pics free porn videos if she is not enough for me, but if she catches me having sex with some other woman ever again, that would be the last day of our relationship.
This ex-girlfriend of mine knew that I loved to sniff her pussy. She used to insert tissue papers in her pussy and then mail those to me whenever I was away so that I could jack-off to her pictures or anything else while sniffing those.
I believe that the decision of choosing one’s sexual partner is the most important one of our lives and hence should be made on the basis of realistic aspirations, aptitude, skills and desires. A single fuck is an accident but ten thousand fucks become your sex life.
I served in the army in my early 20s and that’s when I discovered that the armymen jerk off more than any other people on the planet and perhaps, that act of their makes them so courageous.
I have always been against those who claim that masturbation of any sorts is bad for a man, I tell you to first go 30 days without any sort of fapping and then fap everyday and notice the difference for yourself.
I have been wanting to start a kamasutra teaching school for the past sometime but I am really afraid of the Indian government.
Grayson is a very courageous, wise, intelligent, spiritual and ambitious young man born and raised in Rio de Janeiro. Grayson’s parents moved to Rio de Janeiro in the late 70s looking at the opportunity that the city could offer them. They could still get nothing but laboring jobs there in Rio de Janeiro, the only difference was that they were getting more tips there.
Grayson’s parents also lived for a while at the Osho Commune. That was only for a couple of months. Grayson himself is very spiritual and materialist at the same time. He has a positive attitude about everything and his positive attitude is what transformed him from a chauffeur of one of the real estate’s kingpins to the owner of one the largest real estate agency chains in America.
It wasn’t easy for Grayson to create one of the largest real estate agency chains, but he did it. He doesn’t have a degree in business, he didn’t even go to the college. He just completed high school.
Grayson owns more than 20 real estate agency branches in some of the biggest Brazilian cities and one of the ways he keeps a check on his employees is by using a marvelously great remote viewing app for cameras.
Grayson made his first million when he was 29 and he tells like most other multi-millionaire and successful people that the first million is the hardest to make. Another great quality that Grayson possesses like many other self-made millionaires is that he doesn’t care about the triumph or the failures, he just gives his best after analyzing almost everything about the market.
Grayson recalls how at one time he used to compare his sexual stamina to other men, mainly the pornstars, only to be disappointed later on but then he learnt about ejaculação precoce tratamento. He has been fucking women all over the world ever since and making them crazy for himself. He recently enjoyed the pussy of the pornstar Dylan Ryder when he was in Fresno, California.
I personally believe that nothing but the interactive porn is the future and I also believe that British Porn Videos in the future will surpass the American and Japanese porn videos in terms of popularity. I also believe that there is a lot of potential for the Indian and Middle-Eastern women in the mainstream porn industry and the porn producers from the developed western world should be ready to import them at whatever they cost them. I know for certain that a fine Middle-Eastern or Indian chick will generate at least 1000% ROI for any good porn production house. Look at how much they made with the Spanish pornstar Annais marketing her as Aysha Dama. She was the hottest sensation in the porn industry back in the late 2017, other producers were just too busy wanking at her videos to notice it.
I have a doctor friend whose wife is a linguist and speaks 7 different languages, she talks dirty in a different language each day of the week while making love. He says that it feels like he is fucking a different woman every day of the week and sometimes, he doubts that she learnt the languages to be a keeper to her future husband. I have also made up my mind to marry nothing but a linguist woman in the future and I am certain that I will never divorce her if she is as good as the wife of my doctor friend. Sometimes I feel like stealing his wife but she is too addicted to my friend’s cock. He is 10 inches long and 5.5″ in girth. He also lasted for over an hour when we fucked 2 prostitutes together in Slough, England last year.
I once met this Escort in Tel Aviv who was featured in several video ads for both adult and general products. She didn’t cost a fortune as one would expect and she was there right on time. She came driving an Infiniti SUV. She was wearing one of the most expensive perfumes, the incense of what was enough to make one hard.
This Tel Aviv model escort told me that the agency she was working with provides interactive tutorials to the newcomers and they use nothing but everything state-of-the-art.
I must say that although this female escort service agency is one of the most successful, popular and lucrative in Israel, they are still very underrated. Nobody who has availed the services of this escort agency can deny my claim that they are underrated as hell.
This Tel Aviv escort agency has several exotic Mediterranean girls working with them. Some of them are 6 feet tall. Most of these Mediterranean girls have one thing in common and that is that they are part-time models. 2 of those whom I hired were the main models of a well-known clothing brand in Israel.
One thing that I have noticed among most of the Tel Aviv escorts is that most of them use their real names rather than fake names, which is a good thing as you may get to know more about them with that using their social media profiles and like. Also, Tel Aviv has perhaps has the greatest number of multilingual female escorts on the face of the earth.
George Blair is a 37 year old man from Wisconsin who has been running his own auto paint shop in the Milwaukee city for the past 12 years now.
Although George loves his business very much, he still gets tired of it time-to-time and needs something to refresh himself. Cigarettes, coffee, tea or alcohol don’t do it for him, only best sex show sites is what George asks for.
George claims that he has been working on to invent special paints for the dildos and other sex toys.
George lives his life by the belief that accidents happen and they happen to the biggest and strongest testicles and dicks and a man must enjoy his dick exceptionally as long as he has a healthy penis. George also believes that a man must care for his dick more than his overall health.
George also believes that a big penis is one of the greatest gifts of god to the mankind and a man must do whatever it takes to even enlarge it so that it can be enjoyed by both the sexes. George says that each time you uncover yourself, your dick must look as fresh as it was when you were a virgin teenager who didn’t even know what masturbation is. George says that it must look, smell and feel fresh to both you and your partner.
George believes that the doctors aren’t putting much attention to increase the men’s vigor and sexual health. George says that one thing is for sure, if they find out a sure-shot cure to better a man’s vigor and sexual health, many of the psychologists and psychiatrists will file for bankruptcy as both men and women belonging to different societies across the world would be immensely happy.
Brenna Brant recently fought elections for the mayor in Lexington, Kentucky but lost. Brenna had nothing to do with the politics before fighting these elections and hence, she did a lot of study and research on the politics and politicians around the world, the only thing that Brenna observed and told me about the politicians is that the women politicians of the Indian Subcontinent have the largest breasts.
You may be wondering what made such an inexperienced lady like Brenna to participate in the elections for a Mayor, the answer is that Brenna made tons more money than she could ever imagine with FIFA55 gambling with the help and support of blogs that provide top-notch tricks and tips about online gambling.
Brenna claims that having intimate relationships with several different partners without using any sort of contraception makes you look very sexually attractive and in case of the women – it gives them a very sexy voice as well. Brenna attributes her beauty and her sexy voice to having sex with several partners without using any sort of contraceptive methods and also watching free porn movies all the time which she believes raises her estrogen levels.
Brenna’s brother – Sergey is a millionaire photographer who recently bought a 100 year old watch company. Sergey is very much obsessed with Israel and he calls it the one and only holy land. Sergey cannot ever forget the first time he landed at the Jerusalem’s Ben Gurion Airport and took a breath of fresh air there.
Sergey does a lot of political research and analysis and he claims that behind the dead Prime Minister of India – Rajiv Gandhi’s innocent face was a very evil man. Sergey says that he was the one who didn’t let India become a superpower and let have India good relations with Israel.
I really feel blessed to have been born in this era when there are so many of the stunning beauties from all across the globe allow the cameras to capture the poontang for us to enjoy and take a wank or have a nice fuck while watching it. Thanks to all the cam models, pornstars, adult models, B movie actresses and all the people that have made the internet come so far.
I have been working on creating a ‘blonde only’ live cam chat website where both male and female candidates will have to be both white and blonde. I haven’t decided the name for the website yet but most likely it is going to be ‘WhiteDicksBlondePussies’.
As you guys all know that I don’t like to insert my dick inside an asshole, I have tried it a couple of times but the more I did it, the more I started loving vaginal sex over it. Anal sex is stupid and overrated according to me. But I love to see a girl inserting a dildo or some other stuff inside her anus and I like it more than when she does it in her pussy.
I have been practicing with self control lately. I try to sit at the last seat in the bus while commuting from home to the office and vice versa. I open up camgirl sites for mobilephones then with the sound off and then do not touch myself but keeping talking to and watching these hot cam chicks. The trick has made me much more disciplined in almost every regard, I can now control my emotions like anger, rage, etc and the only price I need to pay for the same is to look at these stunning beauties.
If we had live sex cam chat websites back in the day of Soviet Union, the world would have been a much better place. The chiefs of the Communist Soviet would have used most of their energy to turn each of the beautiful woman into a cam model and make money with it. We can all agree on one fact that there are too many stunning beauties in that part of the world to count and no amount of Soviet officers could have been able to have managed the great amount of business that it would have generated for the nation from across the globe and hence, there would have been no point for them to have been able to find enough time to create so many wars.
I believe that the greatest consumers of the live sex cam chat websites of the USSR would have been the socialists and it goes without saying that much of these socialists would belong to the socialist nations itself. I know several socialists in my country and without exception, each of them is a sex addict. A few of these socialists even told me that they want socialism over any other form of system because it allows them to indulge in a sexual activity for as long as they want because they don’t need to work long hours then.
Since I got a list of the best adult chat sites for tablets from a friend of mine which was roughly around a couple of months ago, each night has been a night in harem for me and I have enjoyed the last couple of months more than anything else I ever did in the past.
It is very well-known that a great percentage of the high class escorts are college students. To be honest, there is perhaps not a single profession/industry related to which an escort is not on offer. Never before the adult industry saw so many innovations like in the past 4 decades.
I have spent time with hundreds of high class escorts till date and I have never come across an escort who spoke that 4 letter word in each sentence like those cheap street hookers. These high class escorts are ‘high class’ in the term’s truest sense. Lack of high class escorts in a modern society is nothing less devastating that a natural catastrophe, if you ask me.
Just like there is a father’s day, a mother’s day, there should also be an ‘Escort’s Day’. There is one Escort Directory that goes by the name EscortPic, which I believe can make it a reality.
News people must understand their social responsibility of making the world a happier and blissful place and they must insist the beautiful women to turn into escorts. They must do their utmost to remove the social stigma attached with becoming an escort.
I personally believe that POIS is far more prevalent in the current times that it used to be in the ancient, prehistoric or biblical times. Don’t believe me? Read the scriptures or the history.
I believe that sex is more important for the personal health than it is for a healthy marriage. I have observed in the lives of hundreds of people that when they don’t get enough action, they fell ill more, including myself.
If Gandhi were alive today, there is no way that he could have been able to maintain his vow of celibacy with all the sexy, classy and sassy female escorts around. These escort chics can turn a gay man straight.