Your dick will become dysfunctional for the pussy one day but not for the incest porn

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There is this friend of mine who has worked as a cameraman for the WCW Monday Nitro and WWE RAW in the past, who claims that the Live Monday Night RAW has become a pick-up place more than anything else, not just for the pro-wrestlers like it has always been, but also for the guys in the audience.

He named his daughter ‘Chastity’ expecting that she will grow up to become a pious and pure lady like the ‘Virgin Mary’ after growing up, but the reality is, it is harder to find out a bigger slut than her in the entire neighborhood. He regularly jerks-off to the incest porn to ease off this pain of his and it really works like a charm.

He is married to an Amazon woman who is 6 feet 8 inches tall. He says that no matter what the weather is up there, she always makes it warm for herself and him down there. She also used to work as a Margao escort back in her younger days when she lived in Goa, India.

His Amazon wife loves to fuck in the shower but he hates it. The only time he likes to make love in the shower is when he is a bit drunk, which he is quite often.

He claims to have studied a lot of Hinduism and as per his observations, the Hindu God ‘Shiva’ is more of a sex god than anything else. He jokes that he is not the god of death but rather a god of a dick’s life.

My friend is a firm believer of the notion that every man’s dick physically dies out one day, but the fragrance of the pussies that it enjoyed while it was alive always lives.He also has a couple of ideas for the other men and women to confirm this fact which are dirty enough to be mentioned even on adult blog like this one.

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