Hindu God Ganesha feels that fapping to MILF porn is better in all aspects than fucking a real life woman or a goddess

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I have no idea about how many of you have heard the ancient Hindu myth where the God of all Hindu Gods – Mahadeva aka Shiva aka Shankar slays the head of his own son whom he wasn’t even familiar with until then. The Hindu God Shiva didn’t even know that Ganesha was his own son and the story of the birth of that fat boy Ganesha is even more fun. Ganesha was born out of the mud on his mother Parvati’s body and the mud on his mother was enough to give birth to a fat adult. I guess he saw his mother naked as well as soon as he was born and that’s when his dick get instantly erected and his mother Parvati was more than happy to suck and ride on it as she was an ever-horny bitch who would fuck other gods all the time in absence of Shiva and fucking the virgin son of her own was a fantasy that she couldn’t resist to turn into a reality.

Legends have it that Parvati was deepthroating the huge fat cock of young Ganesha with her huge natural milky white tits popping out when Shiva arrived right at the venue where all that was taking place and slayed the head of his own horny son – Ganesha. When Shiva slayed the head of Ganesha, Parvati’s teeth bit Ganesha’s dick in a shock and that’s when Parvati got the excuse that she wasn’t sucking the dick of her own son but was rather giving him the ayurvedic treatment on his dick through her mouth. Shiva then asked her that where all the precum in her mouth came from and why is she all naked. Then she made up the story that the precum in fact was a lotion given to her by an Indian vaid and the vaid also told her that the lotion would only work if it is in the mouth of an all-naked woman.

Shiva then instantly started feeling guilty and arranged a head of elephant whom he himself fucked while meditating in the Jungles as the head of his newborn yet adult horny son – Ganesha. It has been millions of years since this incidence took place and the Ganesha has been in such a shock ever since that he never dared fuck any woman since the incidence took place and believes only in self-serving watching MILF porn. You can verify this fact through the Hindu scriptures. Ganesha is still a bachelor; He hasn’t had an elephant or a human ass ever since his father slayed his head for having sex with his own momma.

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