Martin Luther would do nothing but jerk off his always half-erect dick to the AsianSexDiary if he were born in this era

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One of my very good friends, who owns a relocation service in the Kansas city, is also a conspiracy theorist, who told me that Martin Luther was the real Dajjal, he believes that he was the man who was really responsible for both the World Wars that took place in the early part of this century and he is also going to be responsible for the upcoming World War 3, which he believes is going to be the ‘Real Armageddon’ or ‘Malhama‘.

The funny thing is that this friend of mine himself was born in a practicing Protestant family.

He also believes that Martin Luther was more sexually pervert in private than the Russian Rasputin. He adds that the libido of Martin Luther wasn’t even half of that of Rasputin, and his dick was always half-erect but never full, Martin Luther had a lot more ass than Rasputin.

He claims that even as a theology professor, Martin Luther used to prey on both young men and women. He claims that the main motivation behind Martin Luther’s working as a professor of theology was to fuck these young men and women. He adds that Martin Luther didn’t ever care about what kind of mental, physical, spiritual or psychological pain these young men and women went through when he preyed on them, he was only bothered about his own sexual pleasure.

He claims that whenever some young female student of Martin Luther looked down, he automatically presumed that she was looking at his limp package, which in his own eyes, was the best ever.

He jokes that if Martin Luther were born in this era, he would do nothing else but kept his lube ready and jerk off to the AsianSexDiary all the time.

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