My Happeh Theory believer and Japanese porn lover friend claims that masturbation increases pubic hair

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I have a friend who claims that a fruitarian woman’s pussy tastes just like fruits. His wife is a carnivore and I think I should ask her whether she has been experimenting with a fruit diet lately.

This same friend of mine told me that if you want a woman that fucks at a speed of 200 mile per hour, fuck a woman who suffers with hypertension. Again, I have been thinking about asking his wife if she has been suffering with hypertension lately.

I doubt that this very friend of mine has regularly been having threesome and foursome parties. He was born with a drug addiction and hence his sex addiction is quite obvious.

I recently enjoyed a visit to Kawasaki, Japan and I was amazed to notice that most of the Japanese women care more about their breast development, especially after they hit the age of 20, over any other sort of development.

I also came to learn that although the Japanese people are some of the most sexual, which should be very evident from their high density population, their women are also the ones that are least likely to use a vibrator when they don’t get a dick.

One of my best friends who is a great believer of the Happeh Theory, also happens to be a great lover of Japanese porn. His most favorite Japanese pornstar is Anri Suzuki and he says that he cannot help himself but jack off to Anri Suzuki all the time.

This very friend of mine claims that the more frequently he masturbates, the faster his pubic hair grow and they also seem to be thicker. He says that it makes him both scared and happy at the same time.

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