Apply mustard oil to your dick and watch an Indian porn flick

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An Indian friend of mine once told me to wank after applying mustard oil to increase my organ’s length, pleasure and sensitivity and an Arab friend told me to wank after applying the oil that is extracted from the fat of Indian spiny-tailed wizard. To your surprise, I use both and I prefer to watch only Indian porn when I am in the mood for a nice and long wank.

No longer it is cumbersome to find and hire a nice escort but there is no way that an ever-horny dude like me is going to put a full-stop to my wank addiction. I love all Indian beautiful chicks when it comes to porn but I only fuck Indian escorts with long hair.

I have personally observed several times that disabled people are usually more sexual. I also believe that gay and bisexual men are more horny and sexual compared to their straight counterparts and although there are no reliable surveys that verify my claim where they have measured the testosterone levels, sizes and if they ever could sensitivity of the dicks as well among the gay, straight and bisexual men, and even if they did, the survey would have been completely useless and unreliable; I still believe that my observation about the gay and bisexual men being more sexual and horny is true.

I find those men and women stupid that look for the so-called right place whenever they are in a mood for good fuck, see, in the heat of passion, every place is the right place for the deed and that’s the reason why I consider animals to be smarter than us in many regards, they don’t look for a so-called right place when they are in the mood for fucking.

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