Me and my most favorite Goan escort orgasm simultaneously 7 out of 10 times

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It really feels like that the whole cosmos is with you when you and your woman orgasm simultaneously. Well, I am reminded of the time when last week I and my favorite Goa escort had an orgasm simultaneously when I write this. She is an absolutely beautiful human being along with being a gorgeous and charming woman.

I really believe that priests and religious scholars are the ultimate enemies of freedom and if you want to live your life to the fullest and freely then you need to be an atheist and if you believe that it is unnatural for a human being to live without following a religion or worshiping a god then you may worship Eros, Kamadeva, Aphrodites and other similar gods and/or angels.

Take my advice here: The escorts and/or pornstars that don’t use a stage name are the best of the best 99% of the times.

I really believe that there should be sex universities where they have a 3 year course and they should be given grades and degrees just like they do in the other universities.

One of my most favorite South Goa escorts has huge assets. She claims that she has caught several men and even few women taking pictures of her buttocks and boobs while they thought she was not looking and I do believe it as her buttocks and breasts are heavenly indeed.

I have found in my decades of hiring escorts that escorts from Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia and Montenegro are really something else and North Goa has several of those. There used to be many Slovenian and Serbian escort girls available in South Goa but not anymore, forget about an in-call, the North Goan escort agencies are not even willing to send their gorgeous Slovenian, Croatian, Serbian and Montenegrin to any of the hotels or resorts in South Goa.

From my own experience, I must say that there is no certainty that the Winner stands alone but one thing is for certain that a dick always stands alone. Another experience of mine has proven to me that socially awkward people are really great fucks, including myself.

Almost all the escorts in Goa that I have ever met hate anal sex. One of the Candolim female escorts that I know is a lawyer by profession, she hates anal sex and calls it being penalized.

Gone are the days when straight female escorts used to go mad and crazy for handsome, tall men and would do anything that they would ask for. Nowadays, female escorts only prefer men that can last for hours and make their women scream like little bitches they are.

I am a great fan of Sir Isaac Newton and it is my dream to have a brothel in Nevada one day which I am going to name Newton’s Apples.

I am also working on inventing robots that will help couples to have a better sex life. My friends are already encouraging me enough and their encouragement has really been helping me a lot and I appreciate it beyond words.

I really believe that coffee is a very underrated aphrodisiac and I also believe that men and women that masturbate a lot in their teen years tend to have frog eyes once they are fully grown up adults.

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